JaKOB

THE/SHIT 🌍

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Returning to this wasteland just for promo

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MUSTARRRDDD

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Elections are fun

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Just passed a road called “diddle lane” who tf is Lane

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

It’s ok if Drake does it

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How’s my day list going absolutely bonkers today

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Todays date is 123123, autistics everywhere are celebrating

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Where’d I go wrong on this first date? When I told her that her name sounds like the N-word, or when I started singing A Whole New World from the Aladdin sound track?

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My problem is, I fall in love before I know how to pronounce your name

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

No episode this week. I went to Austin to help a friend who just started a podcast.

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My love language is brutal honesty

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I hate when I’m waving at somebody’s dog and they have the nerve to wave back

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I just got told I look like Zach Bryan, I’ll be riding this high for awhile

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This bitches toe prints still on my windshield

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Just paid 54$ to see Pete Davidson and he didn’t even show us his dick. BS

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This my fully developed brain, shiiiiiiiiii

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New album cover??

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Just found out people pay for hinge, I thought I was just ugly this whole time

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PSA Chris Mohr=back on the market

[Philip Bunn @PhilipDBunn]

Wild that a president whose term ended 20+ years ago is younger than both major candidates for the presidency today.