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[No Context World Cup @NoContextEPL]

Girlfriend: "I hope you're not one of those guys who watch all 104 World Cup games."

Me:

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@ceskyfotbalooc @CrewsMat10 Já ti budu psát během WC pokaždý, až něco takhle zkazí a až kvůli němu Portugalsko vypadne, abych se zasmál

[Johnjr @jayjayr01]

Euro 2016 is the most overated campaign ever

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@Deckardson @FCStitul 🤥

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@ceskyfotbalooc @kbz_official @o_novotny @VacekJan @JanPodrouzek @ZdenekFolprecht @_yesstv Fanoušci Ronalda vidí svět úplně jinýma očima, musí to být zajímavý zážitek

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@KocourPan @Hedoslav @czechfooty @koocze @FootballClub_cz Co vam pan Sochurek udelal, snad na vas nezastekal

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@Fanaticky_tisek @zita_ondrej

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@__stepi @VasekNo Kapitalismus nikde neni

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@Rixxeyy @Shobektv There's so much gaming content today that these kind of things are impossible nowadays.

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@DavidPletanek Bruno, Neves a zbytek spoluhráčů.

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@jjelinekCZ @UPS Nedavno jsem posilal balik do Mexika. Trikrat neprijeli vyzvednou dle domluveneho terminu, trikrat jsem volal na linku a reklamoval. Nakonec jsem to odnesl sam na podejnu.

Zasilkovna sla v poslednich mesicich nahoru, co jsem slysel, nabrali tam nove sikovne lidi. A jede to.

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@Sword_0f_Truths @ShitpostRock2 If I were you, I'd be afraid to open a fridge, some feminist might be hiding there.

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@Oig20900572 @mlcis87 Za dobu teto blby otazky si to slo vygooglit 🤥

[SDFN @SDFNTWRK]

Arsenal fans finally experiencing a proper referee.

🎥 @peakfighterr

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@Govindtwtt Stop Googling things you can find in an encyclopedia.

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@BarberryPha Welcome back, Filip Hausknecht.

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@polskaprincezna Já to beru a není se čeho bát 😭

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

I hooked up with an American girl I met at a hotel bar in Berlin yesterday

I normally stay loyal to my wife, but she’s been away for a week already, taking care of her sick father

We started having sex, she was on all fours in front of me, moaning loudly

“Fuck me harder, give me your all four inches”

I froze

“Four inches?” I asked

“Yeah baby, fuck me deep” she said, pushing back against me

I pulled out immediately and started putting my clothes back on

“What’s wrong?” she turned around confused

I looked at her with pure disgust

“In Europe we don’t use imperial units. You are disrespecting the metric system that civilized people use”

I put on my cashmere sweater and walked out the door

I will never cheat on my wife with an American woman again

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

What happens when you let AI models run a simulated society?