James Allan

Somewhere between Roger the Alien and Edina Monsoon

[James Allan @jalan22]

Trying to save yet another houseplant . . .

[James Allan @jalan22]

Cycling home before the curfew with 5 minutes less time than google says just to feel something again

[James Allan @jalan22]

Feel sick, not because of the election, I just ate too many sour wine gums too quickly

[James Allan @jalan22]

Shopping for a new doorbell, already feel out of place in a DIY shop. Now trying to explain to the shop owner that I really don't need 46 different chime tones...

[James Allan @jalan22]

@Maaaaaaairi The ‘good pub food’ of the US

[James Allan @jalan22]

@Maaaaaaairi Glad to be helping so many for so long, we are truly blessed

[James Allan @jalan22]

How's my day going you ask? Well I've had Hoedown Throwdown on repeat for 15 minutes. So not good but rapidly improving.

[James Allan @jalan22]

@benettamullard Stole my looks!

[James Allan @jalan22]

Some mornings you just have to listen to Enya and hope for the best

[UK in NL 🇬🇧🇳🇱 @ukinnl]

🇬🇧 #LoveisGREAT! Team @ukinnl getting ready to join the ERC on @amsterdampride parade boat! Our boat looks 🏳️‍🌈fabulous🏳️‍🌈!! #ERCPride19

[James Allan @jalan22]

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[James Allan @jalan22]

@Maaaaaaairi A great way to discipline strangers, the elderly or those who plot your downfall, jump-starting your car, shining a light in a dark room, playing ratchet Harry Potter

[James Allan @jalan22]

@Maaaaaaairi

[James Allan @jalan22]

@Maaaaaaairi 😂 I vaguely remember this incident, sitting on a plane wondering why I just couldn’t get comfortable

[James Allan @jalan22]

@Maaaaaaairi Probably too late but this also works on doors 🚪 https://t.co/qyUo6yClrZ

[James Allan @jalan22]

@Maaaaaaairi Not just your ancestors ...

[James Allan @jalan22]

@Maaaaaaairi

[James Allan @jalan22]

Not even sure how I feel about #BrexitMayhem but this kind of decisive language 'people who have won' is exactly what is wrong with it all. Referendums produce a majority of opinion not winners and losers, perhaps a revealing indication of how divided we are

[James Allan @jalan22]

@Maaaaaaairi Yup, 3:24 . . . Wikipedia time 🙌

[James Allan @jalan22]

@Maaaaaaairi I take my midnight sass back - it means ‘always enough fish to go around in the Lenape language’ #NeverStopLearning