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[Zé @jalarcon97]

Evolution of rooooobieeeee through high school @rob_tancredi

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

did a dog write this

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Western boomers with 5 years left to live would forcefully throw their 18 year old grandson into the reactor so they could spend their remaining years gambling their inheritance on slot machines.

[Neil Bahadur @NeilBahadur]

Not to be that guy but

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

Let's take 2 of the most storied names in Hollywood, and just completely erase them in favor of the vanity studio my daddy bought me.

[Kevin Roose @kevinroose]

thrilled to announce we have built the “trick old people into handing over their bank passwords machine” from the classic sci-fi horror novel “don’t build the trick old people into handing over their bank passwords machine”

[cass @_tender_vittles]

My partner and I went to the Bronx Zoo and got to meet a special friend and now I am utterly obsessed with cheetahs

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

i think this tweet is going to do more to educate the general public about modern model capabilities than any launch any ai company has ever done

[𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕤 @dipsMUFC]

Hang it in the Louvre 🤣

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Let’s be clear: Manchester City have been found guilty of being the biggest cheats in English football history, and the punishment must fit their crimes. At very minimum, they must be relegated from Premier League and stripped of all fraudulently ‘won’ titles.

[Archiveszn @Archivesznz]

🚨🇫🇷 Thierry Henry on Manchester City being found guilty of 114 charges:

🗣️“I have to be honest. If Manchester City have been found guilty of 114 charges, I don’t understand how a points deduction can be enough.

If those breaches gave them an advantage, the titles won in that period have to be questioned.

For me, the Premier League titles should be stripped. The trophies should be taken away, the records corrected, and the punishment should go beyond points.

Relegation should also be considered.

This is not just about Manchester City. It is about the integrity of the competition.

If you break the rules on that scale and are found guilty, you cannot keep everything you achieved and move on after a points deduction.

Take the titles. Take the trophies. Let the records reflect what happened.

Otherwise, what message are we sending to every other club?”

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

@qvnxp Did he tell him the truth or something

[appo @appo__]

what is even the point of living without a beautiful woman to ragebait

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Basically every worst case scenario prediction about Citizens United has come true. We are only seeing the tip of the iceberg of the public corruption it has unleashed

[Pop Feed @wildfreakouts]

Husband was enjoying his wife’s mango matcha until a woman suddenly accused him of recording her

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

The view from there: SNL UK's "Weekend Update" tackles Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's U.S. tour.

[Sam Alberti 🪏 @sam_alberti]

might be one of the best takes I’ve ever heard

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

17 new public bathrooms. Across all five boroughs.

Because you can’t wait — and you shouldn’t have to.

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

Why would anyone want to do jury duty after this?

[ty ꩜ ꗞ hal jordans husband @demjinslecter]

ai will never replicate the beauty and whimsy of this post fuck ai