Jakob Deel

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Several #Chiefs players are battling some sort of mild illness spreading around the locker room, per reports. Chris Jones said he is under the weather with congestion, sore throat, and other cold/flu symptoms. Patrick Mahomes was also said to be seeming a bit sick.

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@StayPeachy94 @alteryx Alright but @alteryx is dope, though

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@wherescarley Does ACAB include Elf on the Shelf?

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

Commentators just quoted Langston Hughes to describe the Kansas-Oklahoma game

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@wherescarley K’chow

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@vyadkins_ I saw him at Wolf Trap on this tour and it was an amazing show!

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

Charlie and the Cheesecake Factory

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@wherescarley I want to be one of the customers they “enhance through publicity”

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

Have been looking for the perfect side hustle and it came to me in this unsolicited text!!

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

It’s absolutely amazing how many officials are having to seriously and literally use the phrase “regain control of the US Capitol” today

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@wherescarley Did you even slide into madness if you didn’t document the descent?

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@wherescarley I respect the pure fact that you made this list.

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@whileonefork ICBM

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

This episode of #TheMandalorian was just the Tatooine mission from KOTOR and it was amazing and I loved it.

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@wherescarley @jhiggs114

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@wherescarley @jhiggs114 Legit would have bet like $100 that her name was Suzy

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@wherescarley Suzy = capitalist class
Football = material security
Charlie trying to kick = working hard

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@ianebrown3

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Eagles Fan Starts Tailgating At 9 A.M. For Custody Hearing https://t.co/f5l6eWIZsa

[Jakob Deel @jaldeel]

@djsantero All tea (including and in many ways especially sweet tea) is gross