jalebi bhai

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[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

@Heden_diDenzel @gharkekalesh what are you laughing for?

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

@kyachaahiyee Yes, it isnt working! Zomato and blinkit. Swiggy is working

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

when your humor has reached such an advanced stage that everyone around you thinks you are retarded

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

@gharkekalesh chicken ki hi zindagi unimportant hai?

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

Snapped the life out of me

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

@sharat1984 @blrcitytraffic @BlrCityPolice @blrcitytraffic

[The Indian Gunner @sharat1984]

@blrcitytraffic why is a barricade just opposite to a senior police officer's house at MCEHS Layout jakkur. That road has a BESCOM and a playschool. It's a bylane. The same officer has parked on the road and has the ramp to home encroaching public road.

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

@tahasolhi @Somerandod95794 @Shitpost_2048 Bitcoin whale moment

[sachin. @sachinyadav699]

- Put it on the resume
- Say it in the interview
- Nod confidently in meetings
- Tell coworkers you’ve done it before
- Get the job
- Open the documentation
- Google everything
- Watch 12 YouTube tutorials
- Figure it out at 2:37 AM
- Ship the feature

Welcome to the tech industry.

[Yuzvendra Chahal @yuzi_chahal]

🙏🏻

[Caleb @caleb_friesen]

I drove the entirety of Bannerghatta Road.

16 km from Adugodi to Bannerghatta town.

I have never hit so many potholes in my life.

More than Sarjapur Road.
More than Varthur Road.
It felt like off-roading.

My opinion: Indians deserve world-class road infra.

Not this.

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

cs2 can't wait

[Labour Law Advisor 🇮🇳 @AdvisorLaborLaw]

Why We Protest Messi, Not Our Taxes!

The whole country erupted over ₹12,000. For crores, we stay silent.

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

@Airtel_Presence You've replied the same thing the last person did.

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

@Airtel_Presence Please pause my current plan! I wanted to start it after the current plan but you guys started it alongside current one. either refund or pause it, it's a waste of money.

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

@Airtel_Presence Can you respond on DM?

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

@airtelindia @Airtel_Presence I recharged the 1849 pack as I do not want to consume data but it started with my current plan that ends in March! I want it to start after March! please fix! Nobody's from the customer care is picking, and your chatbot is useless.

[jalebi bhai @jalebiranger]

@Airtel_Presence please respond to the DM.

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

Indigo harassing passengers knows nothing will happen to them.

Contractors building broken roads know nothing will happen to them.

People selling fake paneer & medicine know nothing will happen to them.

But God forbid you’re late filing taxes, there is PENALTY.