jaleeza 🧡

professional princess

[MasterOfPasta @_MasterOfPasta]

Chuck was 100% justified here because they don’t have any vehicles on the island. They invented stop signs and speeding tickets to specifically penalize him

[DenBander @LaBanda42465853]

Me gusta que la única queja de este dibujo sea la camiseta de Alex

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

I’m cryin slim this shit a real life American Dad scene

[Pink Stanley Cup @ASamantha]

This story is so harrowing to me because that happening to a huge celebrity at an event as scaled as the VMAs plus the implications of Janet growing up as sheltered and protected as she did w all those brothers and that crazy daddy knowing exactly what to do

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Oh Trinity, leaving Home Depot was such a wise choice 👏🏽

[🦋 𝓑𝓵𝓮𝔁𝔂 🦋 @BlexyX23]

Is this even allowed??

[melly ୧‧₊˚🍪⋅☆ ||SWS 7/11★ @zbergasm]

Maybe if you filled it with some fucking water

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

Michael Jackson would have been a force on Broadway if he’d taken on a stage role during a break from recording and touring. His theatrical instincts, storytelling, and command of live performance made him a natural fit for musical theater.

[TIBO ☔️ @cmoitibo]

Dieu nous a donné des mains parfaites pour gratouiller les animaux et au lieu de faire ça on a inventé le travail

[tobi thee hedgehog 🍉 @theboredmoor]

so much of the plot of toy story 3 hinges on lotso refusing to acknowledge the fact that humans aren't aware of the inner emotional lives of toys cuz they don't even know that they're "alive"

[moose @mooseincrisis]

since i can’t see likes, i’m putting everyone who reposted this on a list.

[brenda @brendasafra]

ursos são animais tão carismáticos, nem parece que eles são capazes de destroçar uma pessoa em segundos

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

COLORNIZED LMAOOO

[judas 🐟 @falwls]

id take anything over being white and im so serious

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

This woman was forced to have 18 children with no medical intervention since she was 13 years old. My God.

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[Lo ✨❤️‍🔥 @LoDxne]

she’s not a serious person and they not either 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[☆ Sonya #BB28 ☆ @plasticdeadpetz]

Miley Cyrus every 4th of July

[Marina 🍀✨🫶 @mareeener]

My landlord texted me and said “hey when are you going to catch up with rent for the past few months? Just wondering”. I said “I’ve been cashapping you the rent every month, like I’ve been doing?” And he said “oh… yeah just checked it’s there. Sorry didn’t check before thanks”

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO