Jose Alejandre

[xIVIiiCrOo @xIVIiiCrOo]

##NoSkills #FortheNoobs @EsteGon10 @jalejandre10

[Jose Alejandre @jalejandre10]

@EsteGon10 That’s what she said

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Me walking out of my last class after I turned in my last paper wondering where I’m landing with the boys

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

More goals 🐐.

[Jose Alejandre @jalejandre10]

McDonald's is a 5 minute drive from my house but me and my sister are so lazy we just ordered it on uber eats😂

[GreaseTacos @EsteGon10]

*writes one sentence

Me: alright that’s enough homework for the year.

[GreaseTacos @EsteGon10]

Jose: it's too early it's only 9:26

Me:

[GreaseTacos @EsteGon10]

You never knew how expensive shampoo, tooth paste, body wash, etc was until you started having to pay for that shit yourself

[GreaseTacos @EsteGon10]

Teacher: Y=Mx+B. Find X
Me: I can't find X she out being a hoe

[Jose Alejandre @jalejandre10]

Messi!!!!!

[GreaseTacos @EsteGon10]

This reminds me of @jalejandre10 every fucking time 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/EY8QZJJTUB

[Jose Alejandre @jalejandre10]

@EsteGon10 I know more than just that part tho😑

[Jose Alejandre @jalejandre10]

@EsteGon10 why you gotta do me like that😭😭😭😂😂😂

[GreaseTacos @EsteGon10]

This is @jalejandre10 https://t.co/LvrXXfDjFh

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