Jonathan aleman

[Jonathan aleman @jalemonster]

@TakisUSA count ur days 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ do i need to pay extra for the seasoning???

[Jonathan aleman @jalemonster]

@QueenKu_ @HEB This happened to my mom Not to long ago those locking carts are dangerous

[Jonathan aleman @jalemonster]

@ClayTravis Laugh if it was funny🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Jonathan aleman @jalemonster]

@Rainmaker1973 Marc eckos getting up

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Angel Reese calls for an iso and hits the defender with the hesi-cross 🤯

SHE IN HER BAG

[Jonathan aleman @jalemonster]

@SnkrsStock Hype beasts we know about yall!!!!!!

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

#7 - TikToker perfectly articulates why Kamala Harris lost the election.

“Kamala Harris did not lose this election because she’s a woman. She lost this election because there were American families sitting there, telling her how they couldn’t afford to put food in their fridge. And her solution was to bring out Megan Thee Stallion to twerk on stage alongside just about every single one of P. Diddy’s friends to endorse her.”

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

My grocery bill is $400.

My electric bill is almost $280.

Its nearly $100 to fill up my tank in Washington State.

My health insurance is almost $450/month.

I don't give a F about Trump’s personality or if he has 34 felony counts.

I need to survive!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is amazing 😂

[Vincent Flibustier 👽 @vinceflibustier]

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

[Jonathan aleman @jalemonster]

@BrendanDaGawd Went from timbs to uggs in one step

[Jonathan aleman @jalemonster]

When them @Pluckers wings touch ur soul🤤🤤🤤🤤

[Manda G @MostDopeMama]

Post those bible verses all you want. You’re still a hoe

[☆ｏ(＞＜；)○ @hotinheaven]

this is how it feels to be around people i cant be silly with https://t.co/nJRQMgbeFN

[Joey Palacios - Texas Public Radio @Joeycules]

Being able to determine which taco is which solely by its weight without unwrapping it is a San Antonio skill.

[Qhefner The Tequila Papi @FuccQashk]

Me comin to twitter to see if yall ig down too or did my Instagram get deleted

[Jonathan aleman @jalemonster]

@raphousetv2 Da blow lil John

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

22 years ago Today:

Randy Johnson played Angry Birds @StoolBaseball https://t.co/4Pr8jsbC5I

[Jonathan aleman @jalemonster]

@GAFollowers Everyone says this till they drive on Mexico 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jonathan aleman @jalemonster]

@Frank_Valdez_SA If he would of done it publicly then yea it was for himself, but since he called him privately and apologized man to man he really ment it