Jalen Oldham 121

live it, dude.

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

@DA_GIRTH_GOD @janeknown_ the real answer is because his mother uses the necronomicron to bring him back and when she did, he came back, flesh and all. but cursed to stay alive, once he died the second time he is made to share a body with his mother until he body hops back to his rotting one.

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

@Michaeldudufudu it’s because we use LED lighting everywhere instead of the old halogen lights that gave things a sunny glow.

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

@SolPathy @JanHawn @Mayanklll @FearedBuck @grok more goes on in their personal life than the one leaked video from 2007. but yeah, that too.

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

@4NPatriot @DudespostingWs nah they’re plastic.

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

@EfrainAlicea5 @DudespostingWs they’re plastic fakes, kid snapped them off.

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

@DudespostingWs for those who don’t know, those aren’t real lugs, so the kid is definitely only destroying those wheels

[Taco John's @tacojohns]

Not my house but I know my way around

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

what legal reason is there for a sport mode?

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

R.I.P.#Kobe, Gianna, and others🙏🏽👑💔#24

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

to whoever stole my apple watch 🖕🏽

to whoever’s a thief 🖕🏽🖕🏽

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

okay i’ve retweeted this awhile back, but now i have a wiener dog just like this and she does the exact thing😭

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

One can not simply tell a girl something, he must always prove it.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Have a blessed day everybody ❤️

[MONTANAof300 @MONTANAof300]

Jay Z, Wayne, Cole, Da Baby

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

Shoulders are white, arms are pink, and my forearms are brown. I look like Neapolitan ice cream this summer.🙄

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

They can make video of you saying things from a single photograph. I feel like the water just dramatically pulled back from the shore and we’re about to experience a tsunami of fake shit.

[Jalen Oldham 121 @JalenOldham]

Looked out the window to see who was bumping in my driveway, and it was the UPS GUY. Top of the morning to ya, pal!