The Red Woman

sarcastic/sweet. libra. INFJ. feminist.

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

When both of your best friends being tall, who cares about being short? Help is only a phone call away.

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

Something that makes me love a person more: When they do something nice or helpful for somebody else that I love, be that a friend or family member. You gotta love my people to love me.

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

Y’all, I hate to complain! But I finally got my halsey badland merch (even tho it never said it shipped). Both of these shirts are XL, but the pink is SO MUCH BIGGER! It’s so pretty, but it’s wayyy too big! Anybody else have this problem? #halsey #badlands2020

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

@AMorbidPodcast so, I just finished listening to ep 75, the corpsewood manor murders. And when Dr. Scudder said “I asked for this” I think it’s bc he was going to Odom, and they told him to stop or they would kill him. So, I think he said it to be like okay, I asked for it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

Literally me...

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

Me with my personal demons. Every day.

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

Fall and winter are almost here. Chubby people summer. It’s my jam. I look so great all covered up.

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

Umm...@ColourPopCo when is Zuma gonna be back in stock? Cause it’s what I wear every single day and I’m down to one tube...maybe less. Idk what to do! #help #lipstick #ultrablottedlip

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

@HalseyInsiders @halsey This is from forever ago, but I received an email saying I would be sent another hoodie back in January, but it’s May...and I haven’t heard anything else or received one?

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

“If I’m not in your panties, I don’t go vigilantes.”

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

I have become a morning coffee and an afternoon coffee person. Sometimes a night coffee too, when I’m feeling dangerous. It’s a nice life, but idk if I’ll be able to go back to my old ways. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #ohwell

[melanated angel @rronnilynn]

Trump said that "HUNDREDS of Governors are calling him.". We only have 50. Think about that. Take all the time you need.

[Danielle Baskin @djbaskin]

Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂

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[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

My dogs were so happy about me being home today. Sloan lazily watched me make coffee from his kennel, not bothering to come out cause he thought I was leaving. As soon as I sat on the couch tho, he went absolutely crazy. Ran around playing & asking for pets. Makes me feel better.

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

I’m in the bathroom and sneezed. (I’ve been deep cleaning and took the dogs for a walk aka dust and allergies) my roommate called me on the phone from her room to tell me to quarantine myself in here for 2 weeks. Nuh uh.

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

Me whenever I see a dog...

[📟🌐 TRÉ VAYNE, INC. 🌐📟 @trevaynebitch]

This aggressively country child DEMANDING to pet this dog is sending me

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

I love days like this, where I can go to bed knowing I have spent time with all of my favorite people. I was busy af today, but did nothing but have a great time with the people I love most 💕

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

My best friend from school, who I haven’t seen or talked to in like 3-4 years, hit me up randomly yesterday & we made plans to hang out tonight. I’m so excited! It just goes to show that real friends can go years without talking & link back up like nothing happened. #realfriends

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

This is the first Friday I’ve spent alone in forever...I think, like, years and I have absolutely no idea what to do. So, sitting on my couch with the dogs, wrapped up in a blanket, watching Dr. Phil is what’s on the agenda for now. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Red Woman @jaley_hade]

Sometimes when I get really hurt by someone, i can literally feel myself building a wall to keep them out. Brick by brick. And as hard as I try to stop it, I can’t.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

Britney: You wanna live fancy?
Me: yes
Britney: Live in a big mansion?
Me: yes
Britney: Party in France?
Me: yes
Britney: You better work bitch
Me: