Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."
You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."
Was just upstairs laying w my 3-year-old, giver her my world famous nightly back scratch to help her fall asleep
I noticed she was staring up at the ceiling
I wondered if she’d articulate an answer if I questioned what she was thinking about, given that she’s 3
So I asked her, “what’re you thinking about sweetheart?”
She sat there for about 3 seconds
Turned her head towards me
“Turtles”
That’s a mental state I yearn for. Not stress. Not work. Not shit I need to do.
Just turtles
Putin is not holding back🇷🇺
PUTIN: "I want ordinary Western citizens to hear me.
You are told to blame Russia for your problems. That is a lie. Your hardships are the result of your own elites' greed & their selfish interests. We are not responsible."
Vladimir Putin:
"I want ordinary Western citizens to hear me.
You are told to blame Russia for your problems. That is a lie. Your hardships are the result of your own elites' greed & their selfish interests. We are not responsible"
Keanu Reeves once said:
"I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun."
Here are 9 things I learned from him:
So, here's what Grok 4 thinks:
1. Man made global warming is real
2. It thinks a racist cop killed George Floyd and not a drug overdose
3. It believes the right is responsible for more political violence than the left
Congrats, Elon, you made the AI version of "The View," lol 😂
Just one lifetime ago in the United States, our grandfathers could buy a home, buy a car, have 3 to 4 children, keep their wives at home, take annual vacations, and then retire… all on one middle-class salary. What happened?
Grateful this guy is putting out these videos so we can truly see how these companies are poisoning us. Will you eat Doritos again after watching this?
30,000-pound semi truck named ‘Buttercup’ plows through 16 cars, 2 boats, 2 RVs, and one bounce house.
The moment was filmed on a runway in Kansas.
“| want to introduce you guys to Buttercup-our 30,000-pound unstoppable semi truck. We lined up an entire World War II runway full of obstacles to see if anything could stop it,” Westen Champlin said on IG.
Video: rich_stagram / IG.