Joshua Allen

triple stamped

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Joshua Allen @jallen2002]

@MJTruthUltra Crazy yall didn’t notice it until fires are 98% contained for almost a week.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Was just upstairs laying w my 3-year-old, giver her my world famous nightly back scratch to help her fall asleep

I noticed she was staring up at the ceiling

I wondered if she’d articulate an answer if I questioned what she was thinking about, given that she’s 3

So I asked her, “what’re you thinking about sweetheart?”

She sat there for about 3 seconds

Turned her head towards me

“Turtles”

That’s a mental state I yearn for. Not stress. Not work. Not shit I need to do.

Just turtles

[AB @AB84]

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Dads prepping their sons for their family vacation to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico next Month

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

Putin is not holding back🇷🇺

PUTIN: "I want ordinary Western citizens to hear me.

You are told to blame Russia for your problems. That is a lie. Your hardships are the result of your own elites' greed & their selfish interests. We are not responsible."

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Vladimir Putin:
"I want ordinary Western citizens to hear me.

You are told to blame Russia for your problems. That is a lie. Your hardships are the result of your own elites' greed & their selfish interests. We are not responsible"

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@GovTimWalz Tom they finished last in the NFC North

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

People don’t get it

[Divine Manhood | Self Improvement @DivineManhood]

Keanu Reeves once said:

"I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun."

Here are 9 things I learned from him:

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

CMON TARS!!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

How to make a totally invisible plane

[Austin Sapin @AustinSapin]

Shane Lowry has now said "F*** this place" at 3 of 4 majors this year!

He'll be looking for the grand slam in '26.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

So, here's what Grok 4 thinks:
1. Man made global warming is real
2. It thinks a racist cop killed George Floyd and not a drug overdose
3. It believes the right is responsible for more political violence than the left
Congrats, Elon, you made the AI version of "The View," lol 😂

[Leisha @LoneStarChica]

Just one lifetime ago in the United States, our grandfathers could buy a home, buy a car, have 3 to 4 children, keep their wives at home, take annual vacations, and then retire… all on one middle-class salary. What happened?

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

Grateful this guy is putting out these videos so we can truly see how these companies are poisoning us. Will you eat Doritos again after watching this?

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

30,000-pound semi truck named ‘Buttercup’ plows through 16 cars, 2 boats, 2 RVs, and one bounce house.

The moment was filmed on a runway in Kansas.

“| want to introduce you guys to Buttercup-our 30,000-pound unstoppable semi truck. We lined up an entire World War II runway full of obstacles to see if anything could stop it,” Westen Champlin said on IG.

Video: rich_stagram / IG.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Congrats to George Floyd. 5 years sober!