Jason Alons

[Jason Alons @jalons2]

Mission Accomplished! 🏆🏈

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Today in 1984, the best second baseman in baseball took the best closer in baseball deep in consecutive innings on national television. I hope Ryno and Bruce Sutter are hanging out today in heaven having more fun than any of us sharing stories.

[Jason Alons @jalons2]

@ModestTeacher Been saying this for years!!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Just the beginning of a legendary night at the People’s House. 📸🇺🇸

[Jason Alons @jalons2]

💥

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

After almost a year of being with Kohls I would like to thank @Coach_Casper and @QSonntag for inviting me to the Kohls National Scholarship camp in Tennessee!
@KohlsKicking @KohlsSnapping
@KohlsHighlights

[Jason Alons @jalons2]

@SparkC23 @ClayTravis I get that and I agree, but I’m saying video doesn’t support Rowe’s comment.

[Jason Alons @jalons2]

@SophiaRose95749 Amazing

[Jason Alons @jalons2]

It’s hard to outwork this kid! 💪

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

Numbers from max outs this week!

205 Clean! (Previously 175!) +30lbs

385 Squat! (Previously 335!) +50lbs

235 Bench (previous 185!) +50lbs

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

Thank you @Joe_Seymour26 for the camp invite!

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

Charts from the @KohlsKicking Midwest Showcase.
-7/10 on long snaps
-4 of those through the target 🎯 (new personal best at a showcase)
-Snapped .76 twice (new best at a showcase)
@KohlsSnapping @KohlsHighlights @Coach_Casper

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk just described the most sophisticated theft operation in American history.

Not a heist. A system.

Your tax dollars leave Washington.

They enter a non-governmental organization. The government. With different letterhead.

Musk: “Obviously if it’s a government-funded non-governmental organization, it’s just the government.”

They cross a border.

American law stops following them.

They pass through three more entities in three more countries.

They come home.

Different pocket. Clean hands. Perfect crime.

Musk: “The government can send money to an NGO that is then no longer governed by the laws of the United States.”

Now run the math.

Congressional salary. $200,000.

Average net worth of a longtime member of Congress. North of $20 million.

Musk: “There are a lot of strangely wealthy members of Congress. I just can’t connect the dots of how they got $20 million earning $200,000 a year. Nobody can explain that.”

Nobody is supposed to.

This machine ran untouched for decades for one reason. Human limitation.

A forensic team cannot trace ten thousand wire transfers across fifty global jurisdictions at once.

The corruption does not hide in darkness.

It hides in volume.

They built a labyrinth so deliberately complex that the sheer weight of it collapses every investigation before it starts.

Paper buries paper. Bureaucracy absorbs inquiry.

The entire architecture was engineered to exhaust you.

Then artificial intelligence arrived.

AI does not get tired.

It cannot be bought.

It does not lose the thread at wire transfer 4,000.

You give it the entire global ledger. It maps every node, every transfer, every shell entity, every offshore NGO across every jurisdiction. Not in weeks. In hours.

It finds the signal inside the noise.

It flags the pattern.

It traces a dollar from a D.C. appropriation to a Cayman shell to a congressional portfolio in the time it takes a human auditor to find his parking spot.

The labyrinth was built to defeat human eyes.

It is defenseless against a machine that reads the entire maze at once.

This is why the establishment is not just annoyed by DOGE.

They are terrified.

Musk: “We’re going to try to figure it out and stop it.”

He did not arrive in Washington to trim budgets.

He arrived with supercomputing, AI audit systems, and a mandate to map the full financial architecture of the federal government.

For the first time in history, the complexity that protected the corruption is the very thing that will expose it.

Every shell entity is a signature.

Every routing pattern is a fingerprint.

Every congressman who walked in earning $200,000 and walked out worth $20 million is now a variable in an equation that will be solved.

The swamp was never impenetrable.

It was just too big for human hands.

It was never built for this.

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

Long and Short snaps from my workout before @MinnStFootball camp! @CoachJakeIery

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

Thank you @PrieferJr1 for the camp invite!

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

Thank you @DavidWienke15 for the camp invite!

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

Thank you @CoachJDoc for the Junior Day invite! @Truman_FB

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

Thank you @JimGlogowski for the junior day and camp invite! @USFCougarsFB

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Bobby Bowden - Tallahassee International Airport is now official!

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

Thank you @Coach_Fuhrman for the camp invite! @SEMOfootball

[Johnathan Alons @JohnathanAlons]

Thank you @PrincetonFTBL for including me in their virtual Junior Day! Thank you @CoachBobSurace for telling me more about how the football program is at Princeton University!

[Jason Alons @jalons2]

@libsoftiktok Wait until you find out what her day job is. 🤦‍♂️