John Lester

IT Security specialist, Photographer, Snowboarder, Father, Mac owner, tech follower, outdoor enjoyer, wine drinker & Mountain Biker. In no particular order...

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@Tesco Er, yup. I thought that you had to DM me?

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@Tesco how do I report a suspected food poisoning incident please? My 2yr old and I are hit after eating “ready to eat” roast chicken bought yesterday, BBE 25th

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@thameswater Crew on site! Thank you for the rapid response!

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@thameswater there’s raw sewage bubbling up from a manhole cover on Hilliard Yard, Marlborough. Flowing straight past two food establishments and very near the valuable chalk stream of the Kennet. Please fix ASAP! @ARKennet @EnvAgency

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@thameswater Thanks. I’d need to go back and look but you can see liquid flowing up from a manhole cover into the road.

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@thameswater Amusingly, Smallest.Tailed.Spurted https://t.co/ArJpxhdmz9

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@PizzaExpress @MoneySavingExp So that kinda makes sense. But what would be better would be to present the bill, add the tip then remove the discount. So that you’re clearer.

So your order is £82.50
Your 10% tip is £8.25
Your total is £90.75
Your loyalty discounts have saved you £13.00
Your bill is £77.75

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@MoneySavingExp very disappointed to see that @PizzaExpress have made their app calculate your tip as a % of the final total, not an additional % on top of your meal. A 10% tip on an £82.35 bill is £8.23. NOT £9.24! Making people pay more than they intend!

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@AFP erm. Basic biology lesson. E. Coli is a bacterium, NOT a virus…

https://t.co/OY7NTOmHZq

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@sainsburys just further to my last post - if I attempt to get a delivery to a postcode about 2-3 miles North, West or SouthEast from me, it works and there’s lots of slots. My town appears to be barred. Why?

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@sainsburys If I try and get a delivery my friends 1 road away, your site refuses to accept the postcode and says “we’re having some trouble right now”

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@sainsburys still unable to book a delivery slot any earlier than the 18th Dec but on that day there’s oddness - 6:30am shouldn’t be the next slot after mid day…?
It does it again in the afternoon slots. If I change to my Mum’s address (different stores) it works fine.

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@sainsburys If I put in my in-laws address (3.7 miles away) they have loads of slots. There’s an issue here! Please can someone check?

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@sainsburys No slots for the next 2 weeks? Before Christmas? Really?? I can normally get a slot next day!

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@sainsburys Nothing available before Tuesday 19th.
Monday 18th claims to be available but all slots are “unavailable “

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@BBCBerkshire Erm. You’re aware that Apple doesn’t set the emoji standard, right? It’s like asking BMW to fix potholes.

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@sainsburys just wondering whether there���s a reason that I can’t add any alcohol to my order please? It’s being delivered at 4pm so it’s not too early and I have ordered plenty in the past. Also, I can’t book any delivery slot at all in the next two weeks - a glitch I assume? Thx

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@easyJetholidays just wanted to say THANK YOU for your excellent service on our recent trip to the Algarve. Seamless from end to end. Love how your package holiday actually includes everything like luggage and transfers. Other companies take note!!
So thank you 😊

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I stand with Flitwick Town Council.

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@thetimes I’m reading your article about Marlborough in the Best Places to live. You have your churches mixed up. You mean St. Peter’s. If the town was between the Town Hall and St. Mary’s, it’d be about 30 metres long!