Dr. jimbo slice

senior VP of just hangin out ▫️she/her

[Dr. jimbo slice @jalzor]

I got it* from my mama

(*severe anxiety that went untreated for many years)

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@RuptheScientist I’D WORK FOR HER IF I STILL WORKED IN SCIENCE!

[Dr. jimbo slice @jalzor]

This is a good opportunity to say that my brother is missing an arm so we would sneak burritos, sub sandwiches, cans of soda, etc in the empty arm of his jacket when we went to the movies and it was the best

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Friendly reminder that you can sneak hotdogs into the movie theatre with an insulated tumbler. Follow me for more Bidenomics™️ tips.

[Dr. jimbo slice @jalzor]

@MattDeMotts This is such a vibe

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

haters will see your bug ass in a rug and say "He is not snug"

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this was the best of pittsburgh culture

[midwest emo moth™ @mushroommamaa]

if you ever wanted to know what living in pittsburgh is like.. there’s this trans woman that is self proclaimed as pgh’s poetess and buys billboard space to advertise absolutely nothing and puts her personal number on there and it’s truly everything you could ever ask for 🤌🏼

[Dr. jimbo slice @jalzor]

@DylPar252 Few things in life as unpredictable as Pittsburgh’s refuse pickup system

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True wealth is having a lot of different seltzers and fun little beverages in your fridge

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

My first decision of 2023 is to get a Garfield tattoo bc I love lasagna and i NEED people to know

[Dr. jimbo slice @jalzor]

Family dynamics: my mom called to remind me to vote to “cancel out my dad’s ballot” lmfao

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@EllenImColed The perch all have guns now

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Whoever keeps packaging fruit flavored and chocolate candies together in the same bulk Halloween bags deserves to be bullied

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@EllenImColed Oh my god wait I thought they lived in Disney world

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There really is nothing better than having a few little animals that live in your house

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@_the_LAURax_ I personally really liked Burghers tho I’m aware that’s basic

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Hungover at the DMV my god I don’t deserve this

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Me or kirkland signature toilet paper??

[The Lily @thelilynews]

In this comic, Sólveig Eva asks: "How much talent has gone uncelebrated because we feel entitled to women’s work?" Read more 👇 (1/4)

[Dr. jimbo slice @jalzor]

@alanna_ortiz13 @xjaynkx Omg wait I deep cleaned my apartment on Sunday and I never do that lol

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Me: do I have to pay my student loans on Sept 1 or not

US Govt: it’s surprise 😝

[Dr. jimbo slice @jalzor]

help I’ve been shot

[Andréa (Dre) Becker @andreavbecker]

By 30 you should have a master’s degree, a PhD, and still make less money than most of your friends