Jamie Carty

A professional crastinator.

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[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

Myself and @its_siuny found return tickets to Brussels for €20 each, flew out this morning on a whim, had one of the best days of my life and now we're on the way to the airport to fly back home and plan our next journey back as soon as physically possible

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@josephalternate

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@LateRoundQB Now you need to say "CEO and Founder"

[Kowalski @DNiallMurphy]

No way this kid is seven years old.
I bought a 2016 Toyota Yaris off him last week.

#LateLateToyShow

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

#rtept

[Michelle Mc Mahon @McMahonMichelle]

National day of mourning tomorrow please. No calls. No texts. House private. Family flowers only. #TraitorsIRL

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@thejimmyenglish Done!

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@OTLFFootball @nickercolano Phillip Lindsay gets the nod

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@LateRoundQB That final milly draft of yours popping off tonight

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@LateRoundQB @TheFantasyPT

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@DaveKluge @CantALoupe_FF @FantasyReceipts

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@jf30__ I had a Mark González jersey

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@ChargersMuse Larry Rountree III

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@historyinmemes That's Duncan Trussell

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@the_traitors_ The Traitors should earn all money that isn't won in challenges, incentivising them to sabotage

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump just signed an executive order directing the government to start a national "Trump Youth" program to be led by Don Jr.

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

@BoltUpYo @ericdsgns @JSNWRLD

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

Peter Wright vs Jermaine Wattimena

[Jamie Carty @Jam_Carter1]

Stop the count!

[Ireland Votes @Ireland_Votes]

Seats Count, 10/174 Declared:

SF: 4
FF: 3
FG: 2
IND: 1

#GE24

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

#rtept

[Joe Dwyer @JoeEDwyer]

It wasn’t a one-off. It’s a pattern.

Arrogance. Condescension. Entitlement.

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