Kowalski

I write and play songs under the name 'Kowalski'.

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Shoutout to the guy at the darts who was just caught picking his nose on camera and clearly said ‘oh no, my nose!’
#PDCWorldChampionship

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‘It’s terminal. We’re going to have to put him down here in front of everyone’
#LateLateToyShow

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No way this kid is seven years old.
I bought a 2016 Toyota Yaris off him last week.

#LateLateToyShow

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That mullet kid just wandered in off the street #LateLateToyShow

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He’s taking the divorce well, then
#LateLateToyShow

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@ATRightMovies Can we stop with these posts?

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@derekryanx @FitFounder lol what a fucking loser

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Some all-timer ‘big Irish head’s on this.
#TraitorsIRL

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@tferriss From James Clear’s latest newsletter.

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@alaynatreene Diddler on the Roof

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Yeah, this 100% never happened.

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Yeah, and I can't believe Stephen Gately was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.

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@peterjmcgann No garlic mayo in the house?

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@conor_es This is brilliant.

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Stage of Christmas Day:
My father-in-law just asked if I have a Tesco clubcard.

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@fionnregan @autumndewilde Dogwood Blossom or Riverside Heights (or both)

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@alifarhat79 You’re such a fucking loser.

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METALLICAST was right there!

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Me listening to the original recording of ‘Still Crazy After All These Years’

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Alan Cumming?
Good for him!