Platt

[Platt @Jam_Pla95]

The BBC hates me.

[Platt @Jam_Pla95]

Just put an X in a message to someone on eBay.

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S02E02

[Paul Farnhill 🇵🇸☮️🏳️‍🌈🌍 @RevPaulCA]

@jeremyforlabour @bbclaurak Someone pinch me, I think I must be hallucinating. Have you checked her for explosives?

[Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF]

I have only recently been converted 2 the potato peeler. A great leap 4 civilisation.

[Standard News @standardnews]

Goldie: I’ll melt down my MBE as protest over Fabric closure https://t.co/yroJL1V4e9

[NewsThump @newsthump]

NEWS! Nigel Farage accuses Theresa May of breaking his promises https://t.co/To74y3wQpj

[Platt @Jam_Pla95]

TV show idea - Gran Designs. What have you designed this week Gran?

[Platt @Jam_Pla95]

Did Mary Berry just say: "oo I'll eat a bit o' carpet" ?? #GBBO

[Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner]

Bloody interfering EU. Chasing global giant for paying 0.005% tax. #leave #wewantourtaxavoidanceback

[Platt @Jam_Pla95]

@tomjamesprice congrats

[EAMO @EamoV1]

SHES TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Since his daughter has severe allergies and can only eat toast for breakfast, British father Adam Perry makes her special toast sculptures.

[Rob Williams @Robwilliams71]

Trump. To quote Veep. "He's speaking beebop." "I despise jazz but this is pretty good."

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Bad news for Liverpool fans as it emerges that the injury Alberto Moreno sustained last night is NOT serious.

[anton newcombe @antonnewcombe]

So that's what a @bbc license fee dodger looks like:

[The DM Reporter @DMReporter]

TODAY: We claim credit for something that wasn’t our idea, was already happening and we had no faith in succeeding.

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S01E03

[Platt @Jam_Pla95]

@tomjamesprice elaborate.