praetorian JAC

beach bum cowboy / 浪人 / warrior poet

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

another classic ploy to make the killer underestimate him

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

jesus christ finally

[Belle @plainwhiteclaw]

Alamo Drafthouse and its consequences. if the food you plan to bring does not appear in Let's All Go To The Lobby then have it before or after. this is a theater not your living room couch

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: A Bank of America vice ​president, Erin Piacenti, was killed in ‌a stabbing at Times Square on Monday, per FOX

[joshy (what's left of him) @Josh_the_Mosh]

a lot of people need to die, it's legit not even a joke

[WYN @mamurdockkq]

"I asked chatgpt—"

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

A police officer in Georgia shot and killed a petting zoo donkey named HeeHaw while conducting a warrantless search of the donkey's pasture in the middle of the night https://t.co/laaMJ0vehj

[Labrys @ladielabrys2]

Okay so these cops illegally entered this family’s pasture while “looking for a missing person” then were confronted by a territorial, bottle-fed MINIATURE donkey and shot it after failing to taser the donkey. All cops are retarded.

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

i would do anything for the wolf going through it at college vase

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

funny that Far From Home is both the “RIP Tony Stark, Hero” movie and the plot wouldn’t have happened without Tony Stark’s worldwide WMD system, and the movie never interrogates this contradiction. and what does any of this have to do with the Marvel Comics character “Spider-Man”

[skooks @skooks]

The thing to know about Katrina is that these people got what they wanted

[¡Roberto Esponja! @GirlPissSipper]

This is what happens when women find out you iced a few niggas. This is just a normal day for Alec and me

[Marty "Powers" McFly @MartyPowersMc]

Being a man is just perpetually missing 5-6 girls that left your life for things that were 100% your fault and 100% avoidable

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

No one was there taking pictures for the cover of Time Magazine when my army engineering unit was digging mass graves outside Fallujah for all the men and boys the marines killed after refusing to let any males leave the city, then treating everyone who remained as a combatant.