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Motorcycle racer. Market enthusiast. Sports bettor. Push it to the limit.

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I was robbed at gun point

I called @usaa and BEGGED them to disable my debit card

But since thief stolen my phone too, I couldn’t 2FA. So they DENIED me.

PSA: if you rob a USAA customer, BE SURE to steal their phone too so you have 72 hours to spend all their cash

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@Selene_Mariposa Love the West, Texas kolache shoutout

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@ns123abc All optics

“Sir, there’s no way we could have done the financial analysis you paid $2m for with Claude…it’s “banned” at our company”

**every worker pays $200 month out of their pocket to save themselves weeks of work. Get caught you get fired but they won’t check by design

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@___R3V___ @RubCanales Quartararo said as a shitbird in moto2. Many, including myself, said the same thing and ate crow. They have better data than we do

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@LukeBarnett The pain of needing a 2FA to log into the email to get the 2FA code you need for an app is so real

I sadistically laugh at the scammers suffering alongside me thru my inner rage, hoping they think “I did this, I’m why we can’t have nice things”

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@TheStalwart @DanielSingerS Drones aka flying suicide bombs are currently unstoppable. I imagine many nations will be very inelastically throwing cash at any defense contractor selling a counter very soon

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@ActionNetworkHQ Looks like Barney banged Baby Bop

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@markvalorian @michaeldweiss The irony when the VA later denies him coverage for back pain to save $5k

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@ImjustaBbbbeal @BradPowers7 always hyped

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@B1gRedBets @BookitWithTrent Red bets red indeed

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@WaterGape you are so high

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@afeeadoh Stevie vibes

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@i_notme so AI

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@JamesonCamp @x0_MeatSuit No the most valid criticism is space debris shattering a mirror into tiny pieces and then those pieces destroying the rest of the mirrors and the ruining that entire layer with sparkly reflective garbage, ruining space & true darkness on earth forever

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Middle East War

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@zerohedge Tiger Whoops

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@schadjoe Was just at IAH 45 mins ago and lines didn’t look bad, at least the one between terminal D & E

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@The_Real_Fly Indirect way of asking him to kill himself

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@driftymims @JTaheim @remfinlay Thanks for the comment and help!

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@JTaheim @remfinlay Serious question how do you get Spotify to help you discover new songs?

I’m about to switch back to pandora bc I can’t get it to do so.

Rn Spotify is such a bad user experience (& an very unintuitive & messy UI) but maybe it’s my fault