Jamie

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[Jamie @jamconiglio]

i’m happy for all you 2021 grads but i’m going to take a break from social media today because, as a 2020 pandemic grad, it’s hard for me seeing all the graduation pics 😥

[.christina @livejocals]

jd vance walking into the oval office

[Jamie @jamconiglio]

dear santa i would love some potato with my pepper and onion next time. thx and merry christmas @OreIdaPotatoes 🎅🏻

[Jamie @jamconiglio]

people who don’t wear shoes/are barefoot in the airport give me immediate ick 🫠🤢

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.

[mari @marimoli23]

I need to know how they played True American

[Jamie @jamconiglio]

all my neighbors are either going to be grateful or devastated that their naked neighbor (me) got a robe for christmas

[shar @sharloola]

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom.

Take all the time you need with that.

[꩜ @laylology]

she's on the most divine pharmaceutical cocktail known to man

[Jamie @jamconiglio]

i corrected the starbucks worker twice telling him my name until i finally gave up so my new name is janie now ☠️😫🧍‍♀️

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

[Jamie @jamconiglio]

taking life advice from the ginger hill bathroom stall

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

a tic tac for breakfast, a tic tac for lunch, and 3,000 calories for dinner minutes before bed

[patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 @_patryc_]

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines

in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

the children yearn for the mines

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a story in 4 parts. i fucking love maren morris

[Jamie @jamconiglio]

my hobbies include disassociating in tj maxx

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

I’m just an elder emo dirtbag baby

[Jamie @jamconiglio]

CHRISSY WAKE UUUPPP I DONT LOKE THIS