Jamie

never pipette by mouth | (she/her)

[Jamie @jamcromm]

I just went down the entire Shaw’s street without hitting a red light and now I feel like I can cure cancer, stop the surge on gas prices, and run for president

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Ahh a beautiful morning… the sun is shining in Florida and the birds are chirping. I think I’ll log onto social media and see the response to my set list last night. This is gonna be awesome!!

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Jamie @jamcromm]

@ac13alex @RedSox Love you!!!!

[Alex @ac13alex]

Boston, we will miss you.
Gracias for making us part of you. #RedSoxNation, you are the ❤️ of that team, keep believing, you really care and that’s what pushes everyone in the @RedSox to give it all day in and day out.
With respect and love
AC

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

they just call that being from New England

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

the nationwide TSA security line panic is very clearly just a scheme by big airport to get people to arrive early and consume more airport beers

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Five minutes after the half time show and our 4 year old refuses to speak English.

3 year old daughter just called me a gringo.

The dog just walked in wearing a gold chain with a crucifix.

Suing everyone involved.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

[Al Horford Pacino @alpacinogrunt]

TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.”

DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

DIVISIONAL ROUND COMING UP!!!!!

Repost to win 2 tickets for Sunday's playoff matchup at @GilletteStadium: https://t.co/S9z2nKv1V6

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

🚨If Bo Bichette signs with the Red Sox I will give one person who RT’s this a Bo Bichette shirt! (not a jersey, sorry) *Must be following me to win.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Top 5 most popular players on last place fantasy teams

1. Brian Thomas Jr. - 12.3%
2. Joe Burrow - 11.6%
3. Xavier Worthy - 11.4%
4. Alvin Kamara - 10.9%
5. Justin Jefferson - 10.8%

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

This @IHOP Malik Nabers fantasy football commercial is really well done — and very accurate. 😂

[Jamie @jamcromm]

@HunterD_20 Please be on the Red Sox forever

[Unbiased Red Sox Fan @unbiasedsoxfan]

Drake Maye who is that guy, calling Roman Anthony that guy, we’re gonna be alright for the next decade

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Cora left Whitlock out for entirely too long. I hated the decision to have Rafaela, your best clutch hitter, bunt. Catch a pop up and have your third base coach be little league level competent and you’re up 4-3 in the ninth.

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

this comment is killing me #bb27