Jamen

deactivated too long and my old account got deleted

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brief video of the Vegas hyperloop: 1 someone’s going to die an absolutely terrifying death down there
2 you’re telling me this personal subway has stoplights

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call him Father John Misty Mountains the way Screamland is making me imagine dragons

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*looking at the Shroud of Turin*
maybe I should grow a mustache

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bird flu spreading rapidly? Corvid24

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becoming increasingly more uncomfortable with being perceived in any way other than momentary

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putting in solid effort to not be the worst person I know and it’s going ok

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I thought it would glide for a moment after I turned the engine off

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in other news continuing my normal person 30+ trajectory by going to see Dead & Co. this weekend. Excited to see how the new knockoff yeti cooler holds up in the heat at the Gorge

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sometimes wish the official band of DMT and sex pests wasn’t so good

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listening to Tool and folding clothes

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the clean clothes pile grows as the dresser and closet become empty; then folded and organized to where they started… death and rebirth

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I did contract the novel coronavirus 2019 this year. My streak is done but I will note that it did nothing to me. I spent a week on sick pay feeling nothing wrong

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I will never contract the novel coronavirus 2019

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got what was probably RSV after a particularly rowdy Concert night a few weeks ago but you know what… it still wasn’t Covid hell yeah I’m invincible I’m unstoppable I will never die

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I’m 32 today

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eating a salad simply takes too long. If we want the American people to eat a healthier, we must allow them ample time in which to do so! Time to eat not just their salad, but their almonds and banana as well! The American people deserve longer lunch breaks

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@jpbrammer damn.. yeah that hits hard

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astral projecting from my car stuck in traffic as my 20 minute, 15 mile commute turns into a 3 hour traffic gridlock from a flipped semi

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@_restaurant_bot I want both of those so bad

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should convince some friends to apply for survivor at the same time with me

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@KevCantHang I’d be one of the 9 fallen kings at the drop of a hat