James Murray

I think I'm a hoot

[James Murray @james2murray]

**right wingers wank into their Churchill duvet covers**

[LBC @LBC]

School holds classes in WW2 air-raid tunnels to keep students cool during heatwave https://t.co/0cbep579X6

[Lin Mei @linmeitalks]

For crying out loud, why has society become so pathetic.

It’s just a bit of sunshine.

…Ok my heart goes out to the elderly, but for everyone else, we have seen this level of heat before in the UK and guess what, life still continued, so get yourself a cool 2 lite bottle of water, buy an ice lolly and crack on.

[James Murray @james2murray]

Hope Nick Ferrari’s been going around all the hospitals today telling everyone to just ‘get on with it’ and ‘stop being soft’. Absolute odious cunt!!

[James Murray @james2murray]

“We had the Battle of Hastings in 1066. I think we can get through a couple of days of what I like to call ‘summer’”

[GB News @GBNEWS]

‘In 1940 we got through the Battle of Britain, I think we can get through a few days of warm weather.’

Chairman of the Campaign for Real Education Chris McGovern despairs at thousands of schools across the country shutting during the heatwave.

[James Murray @james2murray]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Don't know

[James Murray @james2murray]

The trees just need to get on with it.
The trees just need to build resilience like trees did in 1976.
Trees are mollycoddled these days.
What do trees in other countries to do?
We didn’t win two World Wars and one World Cup by moaning about a few trees catching fire

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A wildfire has broken out in Glossop, Derbyshire amid the extreme UK heatwave

[James Murray @james2murray]

So, so easy

[Lady C @its_lady_c]

Private schools always see a way. So my grandchild’s small private school instead of shutting they are starting at 7am and finishing at 1pm, easy isn’t it.

[James Murray @james2murray]

Fuck off, you pompous prick! Caring about the wellbeing of your child isn’t ‘mollycoddling’, it’s just having common sense and basic levels of empathy and compassion. The heatwave has nothing to do with the other points you crowbarred into your point

[James Hanson @jhansonradio]

For those who claim it’s just a right-wing talking point to think closing schools displays a lack of resilience…

We’re now a country in which 1 in 4 kids start school not potty-trained.

Where children as old as 7 or 8 don’t know how to use cutlery.

And where schools run tooth-brushing classes.

We are ruining the next generation by molly-coddling them.

[James Murray @james2murray]

Flower of Scotland has got to be the best National Anthem in the whole wide world, hasn’t it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[James Murray @james2murray]

Billion percent dumpable offence

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Been seeing a girl for the last month or so. We've been on a few nice dates and the sex is amazing. The problem is that she can't use there, their or they're in the right context. I'm going to have to end it.

[James Murray @james2murray]

The Summer of ‘76 brigade prepping their tweets to tell a load of 6 year olds how they ‘just got on with it’

[James Murray @james2murray]

“Keep politics out of… etc etc”

[Ian de silva @Iandesilva5BigE]

Great flag

[James Murray @james2murray]

Kinell, Kelvin, have a day off, mate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kelvin MacKenzie @kelvmackenzie]

Emma Radacanu has launched a vegan deodorant smelling of fresh green leaves, rhubarb and rose petals which she says was “ inspired” by her upbringing in Kent, the Garden of England.
Her home was in fact Bromley and the smell of the 20 kebab shops there might be more accurate.

[James Murray @james2murray]

Doesn’t work like that 🥲

[Leigh @leighparker_x]

With hot weather, I wish some people would have the common courtesy to wear deodorant 🤢

[James Murray @james2murray]

“Say the line, Summer ‘76 lovers.” If you loved it that much, build a Time Machine and go back in time to that heatwave as a child and go to school then, and don’t moan once about it

[James Murray @james2murray]

Kinell… Ronaldo actually celebrated a goal scored by a team mate 😱

[James Murray @james2murray]

“Everyone who loves football, will be pleased he scored”… nah mate. We all think he’s an egotistical, self-obsessed twerp. It’s only Piers Morgan who will be pullin his pud over it

[James Murray @james2murray]

“In the 90s we just got on with it.”

… you literally CANNOT remember vividly what you were like in primary school during heatwaves. I guarantee you struggled with it, were moaning and whinging to your mum about it and were a nightmare for her to deal with

[UK Streamers @ukcontentvault]

Ed Matthews waited until DAZN started their live broadcast at a Pub in Boston and went straight up to the microphone to say this 🤣 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The presenter said "NOOOOOO"

[James Murray @james2murray]

When Burnham gets the PM gig, I reckon The King will give him an 8 year contract but he’ll be gone by November if results don’t go his way. See it all the time at these clubs