James Elmore

Family man. Nursing ninja. Fixer of everything (everything!). Wish I could spit a freestyle openly but I’m rockin above knee khakis or wranglers. That’s life.

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@DollarBill1414

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

Why the hell do you run up the middle on 3rd and 12 against Alabama

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

Everybody wanna be famous. Nobody wants to put in the work. -Kevin Hart

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@TimGibbs84 And we thank you for it

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

By using the word gnarly around people intentionally I have now got 4 new people saying it..#makegnarlygreatagain

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@deathcorekris Grind...work..grind...then come hang out and drink at brothers pool and drink Jack Daniels that’s what grown ups do

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@TimGibbs84 Only the finest

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

Monday’s are just awful

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@deathcorekris What do you need for it

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@ashpie_2hard Build that damn school...it will serve the next 50 years of students. Better competition for academics and better athletes will come from a bigger school. Bigger and better schools will bring better teachers

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

I have not been I Starbucks for an iced coffee in about a month. I’ve been making then at home. So far I have saved $7.1 million

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@ashpie_2hard Get it Johanna

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@DollarBill1414 I ain’t seen Lebron in no movie with Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck. He ain’t shit without that notch in his belt.

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@TimGibbs84 The hell?! I’ve never seen that happen..I am somewhat fascinated by this problem

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@JHaskellTweets This is called the little Debbie effect. It occurs when you are built up quickly in anticipation and excitement to only discover an empty box. That instant heartbreak it the little Debbie effect

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@deathcorekris Why you eating them dogs hot tasting ass burgers anyway

[Ashleigh Sexton @ashpie_2hard]

Saw where now you can get free Narcan to save someone who is od’ing. I get the motive. It’s pure. But why can’t we hand out free epipens or free amps of D50 to save someone from an allergic reaction or diabetic coma? 🤷‍♀️

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@ashpie_2hard It’s a dream when it’s done. If my outside renovation doesn’t kill me nothing will!

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@deathcorekris Want me to stomp his fuckin ass

[James Elmore @james4ceo]

@ashpie_2hard Omg or that shit that rips so easily...don’t get me going on this my mamma bought the cheapest TP growing up..okay sorry for the over share