J💀🦇ie. That is all.

Musician, so permanently broke. They/them. The burden of civilization is on us.

[J💀🦇ie. That is all. @jamesAPFairlie]

Well do I have a record for you. Here's my latest album of Ariana Grande remixes:
https://t.co/2hVw5oCR9B

[J💀🦇ie. That is all. @jamesAPFairlie]

Its here - an album of Olivia Rodrigo remixes. Because I am just that cool.
https://t.co/4MRlCzitX1

[J💀🦇ie. That is all. @jamesAPFairlie]

@garydunion They're clearly practicing for if they need to cross a suspension bridge.

[J💀🦇ie. That is all. @jamesAPFairlie]

Well do I have a record for you. Here's my latest album of Ariana Grande remixes:
https://t.co/2hVw5oCR9B

[J💀🦇ie. That is all. @jamesAPFairlie]

Do you ever listen to a pop song and think to yourself "This is cool and all, but I wish it randomly switched genres between jazz and metal and funk, with little to no coherency, and had far more guitar solos than necessary?"

[Gary Dunion 🍉 @garydunion]

Yes there is. There are hundreds of ferry crossings every week. Let them on the big boats and the small boats will disappear overnight.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

“Young men need a space where they can act traditionally masculine.”

Mosh pits.

“And express their emotions in a healthy way.”

Mosh pits.

“Where they can find community.”

Mosh pits.

“Somewhere they can gain a basic understanding of consent.”

*STARTS DOING WINDMILLS*

[Adam Ramsay @AdamRamsay]

If I’m honest I’d let myself believe that, despite an awful Democrat campaign, more people would show up to vote against Trump than for him. The result is a reminder you have to give people something to vote *for*.

[Gary Dunion 🍉 @garydunion]

Britain should take pride that we are a place where a bright young woman can overcome the barriers of racism and sexism to become one of the most despicable bastards in the country.

[Adam Ramsay @AdamRamsay]

Goodbye to a Scottish legend

[Kăskă (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @KaskaJessica]

This BBC article about Brianna Ghey used 387 words to talk about Brianna's mobile phone social media use but only 163 to talk about her murderer who was fixated on violent shit online & hospitalised another student.
Like someone how a trans kid looking for community is worse.
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[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

How to destroy the NHS:

Step 1. Run it into the ground with austerity.

Step 2. Exploit the crisis to empower the private sector.

Step 3. Abolish the principle of universal health care.

End privatisation, support striking workers and save our NHS.

[Gary Dunion 🍉 @garydunion]

No British ships were torpedoed in the Falklands War.

Wait... was Keir's uncle on the Belgrano?

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

Googled Warhammer Mr Blobby and I wasn't disappointed https://t.co/leOCuja0Fp

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

It's today reported that Labour will now hike tuition fees by 13.5% to £10,500.

When Keir Starmer stood for leader, he pledged to "end the scandal of spiralling student debt."

One of the biggest con artists in British democratic history.

[J💀🦇ie. That is all. @jamesAPFairlie]

The idea that a record by the guy that produced Marilyn Manson's first three albums might sound a bit like Marilyn Manson is just hilarious to me.

[Fraser Campbell @FraserC69]

"I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed
But they lived underwater."

[Gary Dunion 🍉 @garydunion]

Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school
But still you'll never get it right
Cos when you're laid in bed at night
Watching roaches climb the wall
If you called your dad he could stop it all, yeah.

[Adam Ramsay @AdamRamsay]

The media largely hated the independence referendum, because as a million or so people became deeply engaged in politics, editors temporarily lost their power to determine what’s ‘important’ and what’s not. But, for all the post hoc naysaying, it was a positive democratic event.