James Craig

hmu and I’ll let you punch me in the face

[James Craig @james____craig]

Taking a break from boxing to focus on the aspect of my personality, getting drunk.

[James Craig @james____craig]

Getting blasted then doing 6 hours of physical labor the next day will ALWAYS be in the James Craig bag

[James Craig @james____craig]

All my homies be lamenting the tragedy of Titus Andronicus

[James Craig @james____craig]

@housefiire But which one is better

[James Craig @james____craig]

Birds singing in the sycamore tree

[James Craig @james____craig]

My body is screaming for water and a vegetable. I will give it 8 beers and 3 cigs. Call it a happy compromise.

[James Craig @james____craig]

Anyone else’s alarm at thirteenth and olive going crazy #13thandolive #smokealarm #13th #olive #oregon #eugene

[James Craig @james____craig]

Boys think about the Roman Empire.
Men think about the New California Republic.

[James Craig @james____craig]

I’m tryna get that mansa musa bag

[James Craig @james____craig]

You’re just one cigarette away from Lana del Rey, Tyler Durdand, Spike from CB core

[James Craig @james____craig]

Nothing worse than watching your fantasy QB throw a pick on the tv on a date and you can’t say anything

[James Craig @james____craig]

Life rn feels like when u were a kid and they gave you the wrong toy in the happy meal

[James Craig @james____craig]

I hate every member of the stranger things cast. Each for a increasingly unique and intense way.

[James Craig @james____craig]

Ate a pound of Mac and cheese and my stomach hurts

[James Craig @james____craig]

Y’all ever seen a female condom or dental dam irl cause I’m convinced they just made them up for health class

[James Craig @james____craig]

The feminine urge to steal

[James Craig @james____craig]

Name a task that’s less fun while drunk. I’ll wait.

[James Craig @james____craig]

I’m alcohol Ken

[James Craig @james____craig]

Having a homelander moment right now (I am better)

[James Craig @james____craig]

Listening to MF DOOM isn’t a personality trait

[James Craig @james____craig]

I’ve officially changed my spirit animal from a hyena to ten ten coors lights and three cigs