James Bell

to cut a long story short, I put a whole bag o' jelly beans up my ass

[James Bell @james_belly]

@Ankaman616 “Bad subs” might be the understatement of the decade

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@MrStephenHowson Why is Martinez on the bench? Got two 12 years at centre half who have both been in a poor run of form, clearly need experience next to them

[James Bell @james_belly]

@Ankaman616 Surely a B- at best? Just bought a new build but it didn’t come with a front door vibes

[James Bell @james_belly]

@BurgzzWZ Aberg is the value, Bhatia is a good outsider at 50s+

[James Bell @james_belly]

@ronaldobrown_98 Ah a man of culture I see #jjk

[James Bell @james_belly]

@BurgzzWZ Have a cold shower immediately before going to bed it will change your life

[James Bell @james_belly]

@ronaldobrown_98 Sports personality of the year winner

[James Bell @james_belly]

@StretfordPaddck Either he goes tomorrow or we lose to Porto on Thursday and lose to Villa on Sunday and he goes on the Monday

[James Bell @james_belly]

Clarksons farm is my favourite thing I’ve watched in ages 👌🚜

[James Bell @james_belly]

@DayoKash Been class every time he’s put the shirt on 👌

[James Bell @james_belly]

Kobbie Mainoo starting in the final of the European cup, what a boy 💙

[James Bell @james_belly]

@StretfordPaddck I wouldn’t say he’s the best but he’s certainly in the top one

[James Bell @james_belly]

@StretfordPaddck Jonny Evans, Diogo dalot, lobbies Mainoo, Alejandro Garnacho and Bruno Fernandes

[James Bell @james_belly]

@ZakJMUFC @UtdMicah I once served Roy Keane at the pub I worked at does that count??

[James Bell @james_belly]

@ZakJMUFC @UtdMicah Lad it’s kambwala not cristiano Ronaldo

[James Bell @james_belly]

@Martin_Law @SportsbeatJohn Was this before or after he snicked you off behind twice?

[James Bell @james_belly]

@ThomasClay3 £20 tungsten set from red dragon mate can’t go wrong,24 ounce weight is a good start 👍

[James Bell @james_belly]

@StretfordPaddck And at least 10 of the squad.

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@MrStephenHowson Why do people call anyone a helmet online when they wouldn’t say boo to a goose face to face 😭

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@Ankaman616 Yes! What’s your tag I will show you the way 👍