@McDonaldsUK@McDonalds Really disappointed with my experience today. Went into the Drive Thru at 10:58 after rushing across town to get a Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin only for them to tell me that they stop doing it in 2 mins time so therefore won’t do it now…
I gave up drinking years ago and rather than listen to the drunken ramblings of my friends on a night out, I just wait for the right moment and disappear without saying a word. It's much easier than having to listen to drunks asking why I'm going home
Came home early from a night out as I had the shits, only to walk in on my mum eating my dad's arsehole. He was hanging off the sofa, legs aloft. Next day my mum tried to brush it off, saying she was looking for a splinter he had from the dinning room chair. Can't wash my brain.