Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year ✅
United Players' Player of the Year ✅
FWA Footballer of the Year ✅
Premier League Player of the Season ✅
That's our Bruno 🐐
Dawg, like, 8 months ago this dude randomly knocks on my door and he's like, "are you John Strawberry?" (not the actual name he said).
I'm like, "....No?" and he's like, "Well, do you know where he is or how to find him?"
I reply, "I have no idea who that is, sorry." and then I go on about my business and I forget about it.
Bro shows up again a few months later knocking on my door asking for John Strawberry. This time my wife answered the door and he's yapping about how he has to return something really important to him. My wife is like "??? Who the FUCK is John Strawberry ???"
Fast forward, this whacko shows up AGAIN. This time he parks outside my house. He knocks on the door. He says his car broke down and he needs help. I'm like, "weren't you the dude asking for John Strawberry?" and he's like, "Oh, do you know John Strawberry? How can I contact him?"
I'm like ???
This dude drives by my house now AT LEAST once a week. He rolls by real slow and takes a look and then leaves.
Then the police show up asking for John Strawberry. They say they have a warrant out for his arrest and my home was listed as last known good address.
DAMN YOU JOHN STRAWBERRY
Dear @ManUtd, @carras16@B_Fernandes8, @Amaddiallo_19,
On Sunday, when you face Crystal Palace, I ask for nothing fancy. No poetry. No apologies. No excuses.
Just. Win.
I don’t care if it’s a scrappy 1–0 that makes the purists cry.
I don’t care if it’s 2–1 with my heart in my throat.
Score from a rebound, a deflection, a penalty nobody understands — just find a way.
If you must become corner merchants like Arsenal or Everton, so be it.
If you must hold a ridiculous high line like Barcelona, please do it boldly.
Play ugly. Play brave. Play desperate.
But play to win.
Because 21 is not a fantasy. It is not a dream whispered in the dark. It is a target. And targets are chased.
So on Sunday, bleed for it. Fight for it.
Take it.
Nothing more.
Just bring me the three points. 🔴
Yours truly
Oluwademilade ❤️