James H Longmore

I hail originally from Yorkshire having relocated with my family to Houston, Texas in 2010 I write novels, shorts, screenplays, sitcoms & comedy (see website!)

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@JonathanMaberry Skippy the Bush Kangaroo was actually a wallaby

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There’s just no real substitute for pig ignorance 🤣

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

As if girls don't get their periods in primary/elementary school. 😒

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Omg📦📦📦🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭☠️

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@RonFilipkowski Sycophant

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In 2017, Tess Talley shared photos of her South Africa hunt with the caption “Prayers for my once in a lifetime dream hunt came true today!”

@RickyGervais replied in his usual excellent cutting way with ~ "What's 16 feet tall and has a cunt on the back of its neck?". 👏👏

End #TrophyHunting NOW!!!!

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@tammycupit I can remember using those!!!

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@RonFilipkowski One can practically smell the sexual chemistry between them

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@tedcruz I’m totally going by ‘moonself’ from now on!

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Nope

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@KELVlN_FILTER Alien, Hellraiser, The Thing

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@RubySli17727028 Jeez - what a sick bastard!

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The Sewells are brutalized into performing increasingly vicious physical, sexual and emotional acts upon one another, until events take an unexpected turn - triggered by an unintentional death.

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@HellBoundBooks One hell of a book!

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@GingerOrGran @SaltWaves23 @DonaldJTrumpJr Surely one is already far too many?

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Make it a great one!

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While Priestley and his skeptical friends attempt to return Tenebrion to the pit of Hades, it hunts them all down – one by one – for inclusion in its hellish gateway.

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"I had a few bad experiences with publishers with my first books and wanted to offer indie authors something better. Plus, my now-business partner, Xtina Marie, bullied me into it!" – @james_longmore

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@HellBoundBooks @Irish_Inquirer Yup

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@MarshallJulius Is it Ray Liotta?

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Wishing a wonderful July 4th to all my colonial friends out there!! 🇺🇸🇬🇧