Sam Martin

Stoke city fan

[Jo Lake 📚⚽️🧘🏼🌳✍🏻 🎸🐈 @Joanne_Lake]

On this day, 1988: an army of banana-toting, fancy dress-wearing Manchester City fans travelled to Stoke City for a Boxing Day party. My dad went as Frankenstein’s monster. Can’t believe it’s 30 years since I was painting his face green and sticking bolts to his neck 🧟‍♂️ #mcfc

[J @potterscope_]

Million Manhoef vs Birmingham City

Successful take-ons + key passes.

[CounterPressers @CounterPressers]

This is the most Spanish footballer England has ever produced, even more than Michael Carrick or Glenn Hoddle.

It would be a travesty if Wharton never plays for 1 of the 2 top sides in Spain. But he’s a Galactico.

https://t.co/FrYM2hkbFB

[Pete Smith @PeteSmith1983]

If you know, you know.
Watching Stoke in 2008/09 was something else. An immersive experience.

[J @potterscope_]

For anyone feeling down, here is the main chorus of Delilah being played at Wembley Stadium.

[Rob Adcock @RobAdcock]

‘All I care about…’ 🎶

Ali Al-Hamadi has scored on his debut. And he’s got a chant.

What a time to be alive.

#SCFC

[billy @avbiIly]

Have you ever seen anything more Spurs? 🤣🤣🤣

[Oscar @cpfcoscar]

Sky quickly switching to the player instead of fully showing the limbs is one of the worst things in modern football

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

No early kick-off?!

If I become PM you will have:

Friday 20.00
Saturday 12.30
Saturday 17.30
Sunday 14.00
Sunday 16.30
Monday 20.00

Every weekend

It will be the first point in my manifesto

🤝

[Sam Martin @james_mcdirty]

Check out this useful resource for practicing aptitude tests: https://t.co/qaiS4eDtin

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Open offer.

5,000 dollars cash no questions asked to ANY olympic athlete who holds up a "Jesus Christ is King" sign or shirt during/after their event to the cameras.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

They found an idiot.

They let him on the roof.

They let him set up a rifle.

They ignored the warnings from the crowd about this man with a gun aimed at the president.

They let him take shots at Trump.

When trump fell down they took him out before he could talk.

Coup.

[Spurs Song Sheet 🎶🏟 🤍💙Home of Tottenham Chants @SpursSongSheet]

You to me are everything,
You’re taking England to Berlin,
Marc Guehi, Marc Guehi

And when you play with Jonny Stones,
I’m sure that football’s coming home,
Marc Guehi, Marc Guehi

🎥: thfc_frank2 (TikTok)

Player 🧱 👏🏻 Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🙏🏻

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I’m gonna give 30 random people that repost this and follow me and @Pulte $1,000 ($30,000 in total) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours.

[STANLEY PULIS @stanleypulis]

Just seen Marko Arnautovic having a bit of salmon in The Harvester. Asked him if he's coming back to Stoke this summer. He laughed and then pushed me into the toilets. He then proceeded to finger me whilst whispering "WHY WHY WHY DELILAH" in my ear. Make of that what you will

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

I will add whale and panda to my regular dinner menus before I add crickets and worms.

[h @htomufc]

This is one of the cleanest technicians in this league.

Everything sticks to him like glue, he takes no more than 2 touches, his hips are constantly turning to receive across his body and on his back foot, all sorts of passes in his locker with the occasional drop of the shoulder and now he’s splitting defences.

All of this whilst having the legs and frame to compete in aerials/ground duels and cover a ridiculous amount of grass.

Every time I watch him he’s getting bigger too, confidence is doing his presence in the centre of the pitch wonders.

[Sam Martin @james_mcdirty]

@CFC_Janty Real Madrid 2 Man City 1 arsenal 0 bayern 2