hey there son

insight foresight more sight the clock on the wall reads a quarter past midnight

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Absolutely hate when a potato chip is flavored with “a PINCH of pink peppercorn” or “a HINT of truffle oil.” I don’t want flavors to pinch or hint. I want them to bitch-slap me

[mister employed @Forever_Wario]

That’s interesting. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone I would describe this way

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Makes you think :/

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I am taking responsibility for everyone’s sudden interest in Portland Oregon

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

@IanISSawesome Shut up boomer

[Robert (infra 🏛️⌛️) @infraa_]

$1,920 per American worker

You tired of winning yet?

[MANA @ReptilianHybrid]

Weed used to make u laugh like SpongeBob now u get False Memories

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

9 months from now a beautiful baby named D’nixonfive will be born

[ᖭི༏ᖫྀ @hourlymoka]

there's so much nuance to this

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

“SCREAMING” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[d. @13thPOY]

is there a single play that calls for this😭😭

[Leon @LeonOpensStuff]

@RMac18 Don’t knock his prediction, the US dollar might undergo MASSIVE HYPERINFLATION in the next four years, that man might be the first $Quadrillionaire. Trumps face on the thousand dollar bill and you need five of them to fill up your tank 😂

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i don’t really care to post pictures of myself because it gives the wrong impression that im a real person

[hey there son @james_monroe]

@minakimes @JoyceCarolOates dont even joke lad

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Can some big magazine -- the New Yorker, New York, Vanity Fair -- pay for JCO to do sports writing again?

[hey there son @james_monroe]

@richard_normal the animals looked so uniformly bad i thought it was a plot device like "oh they look so off because this is the aliens' imitation of our animals"

[richard @richard_normal]

im not usually a cgi quality complainer, but so many scenes in this movie depend on the effects and they completely whiff every time.

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

I actually asked David Koepp about why the film uses such familiar/well-established alien/UFO material; here’s what he said! https://t.co/nRAMk16uJX

[Spectre @spectre0799]

On Sight but the beat is Hollaback Girl