Spreadsheets cannot measure heart.
Algorithms cannot measure leadership.
AI metrics cannot measure what it feels like to play in front of 40,000 Chelsea fans at Stamford Bridge with everything on the line.
BlueCo came to Chelsea with a data model. Buy young. Buy cheap. Develop. Sell. Repeat. They read it in a textbook somewhere between their private equity deals.
It has never worked in football. Not once. Not anywhere.
Because football is not a balance sheet. It is not a portfolio. It is not a business experiment.
Drogba was not a data point. Terry was not an algorithm. The nights that made this club great were built on things no spreadsheet will ever capture.
BlueCo did not come here to win. They came here to test a model. And they chose Chelsea as the laboratory.
We are a heritage club. 120 years of history. Not a startup. Not a proof of concept. Not a vehicle for private equity experimentation.
Tonight was what happens when you try to quantify the unquantifiable and buy a squad with no soul no identity and no winners.
Find your experiment somewhere else.
Chelsea Football Club is not yours to break.
#BlueCoOut #SaveChelsea #ChelseaFC #Chelsea #CFC #PremierLeague #AresManagement
I love Reece James. But camera goes to him then and he’s smiling with a coach whilst we are 3-0 down at home against Forest. I’m sorry but if that’s JT he’s sat there with a face like thunder under those circumstances and nothing would force a smile. Generational thing? Maybe.
How Chelsea didn’t get John Terry until end of the season to get a little buzz around the gaff shows the ownership have zero clue. Nothing against Ron Weasley but he was never gna get a tune out of these players🤯 just common sense.
This is terrible, Fofana should never play for us again. Laughing after getting a red at the point in the game, let him get out of this football club! I blame Liam Rosenior for this draw, you had the time to prepare for this game and you let players go to Dubai! Fuck you!
Chelsea players partying in Dubai midweek just to end up dropping points against Burnley 💀
Perfect “Man” “Aging” from Rosenior 👍🏻
https://t.co/rYGIPYHCM6
I’m delighted that Alaa Abd El-Fattah has arrived in the UK and is with his family.
Alaa’s case has been a top priority for our Government and I welcome President Sisi’s granting of this pardon.
I pay tribute to Alaa’s family for their tireless determination to be reunited.
UK judge wishes convicted al-Qaeda terrorist who killed 52 in London bus bombings "all the best" as he prepares to walk free in Britain Sir Robert Jay sympathised with al-Qaeda terrorist Haroon Aswat, who will be released from the hospital without ankle tag monitoring because of a loophole which forbids checks on psychiatric patients despite police fears he remains a threat.
The London promise: if you work hard, and get a helping hand, you can achieve anything.
Immensely proud to receive a knighthood from His Majesty The King. Growing up on a council estate in Tooting, I never imagined I'd one day receive this great honour while serving as Mayor.
Conor Benn has just stated …
“I'm devastated about losing this fight, I need to go to an empty room to gather my thoughts for a while”
Daniel Levy has just given him the keys to the Spurs trophy room and said crack on
These are the 364 MPs who voted against a national inquiry into child sexual exploitation and Pakistani-Muslim grooming gangs:
Shame on them all.
Jack Abbott (Labour)
Debbie Abrahams (Labour)
Shockat Adam (Independent)
Zubir Ahmed (Labour)
Luke Akehurst (Labour)
Sadik Al-Hassan (Labour)
Bayo Alaba (Labour)
Dan Aldridge (Labour)
Heidi Alexander (Labour)
Douglas Alexander (Labour)
Rushanara Ali (Labour)
Tahir Ali (Labour)
Rosena Allin-Khan (Labour)
Mike Amesbury (Independent)
Callum Anderson (Labour)
Fleur Anderson (Labour)
Tonia Antoniazzi (Labour)
Scott Arthur (Labour)
Jess Asato (Labour)
James Asser (Labour)
Jas Athwal (Labour)
Catherine Atkinson (Labour)
Lewis Atkinson (Labour)
Calvin Bailey (Labour)
Olivia Bailey (Labour)
David Baines (Labour)
Alex Baker (Labour)
Richard Baker (Labour)
Alex Ballinger (Labour)
Antonia Bance (Labour)
Lee Barron (Labour)
Alex Barros-Curtis (Labour)
Johanna Baxter (Labour)
Danny Beales (Labour)
Lorraine Beavers (Labour)
Apsana Begum (Independent)
Torsten Bell (Labour)
Hilary Benn (Labour)
Siân Berry (Green Party)
Clive Betts (Labour)
Polly Billington (Labour)
Matt Bishop (Labour)
Olivia Blake (Labour)
Rachel Blake (Labour)
Chris Bloore (Labour)
Elsie Blundell (Labour)
Kevin Bonavia (Labour)
Jade Botterill (Labour)
Sureena Brackenridge (Labour)
Jonathan Brash (Labour)
Phil Brickell (Labour)
Chris Bryant (Labour)
Julia Buckley (Labour)
Richard Burgon (Independent)
Maureen Burke (Labour )
David Burton-Sampson (Labour)
Dawn Butler (Labour)
Ruth Cadbury (Labour)
Nesil Caliskan (Labour)
Markus Campbell-Savours (Labour)
Irene Campbell (Labour)
Juliet Campbell (Labour)
Alan Campbell (Labour)
Sam Carling (Labour)
Sarah Champion (Labour)
Bambos Charalambous (Labour)
Luke Charters (Labour)
Ellie Chowns (Green Party)
Feryal Clark (Labour)
Ben Coleman (Labour)
Jacob Collier (Labour)
Lizzi Collinge (Labour)
Tom Collins (Labour)
Liam Conlon (Labour)
Sarah Coombes (Labour)
Andrew Cooper (Labour)
Beccy Cooper (Labour)
Yvette Cooper (Labour)
Jeremy Corbyn (Independent)
Deirdre Costigan (Labour)
Pam Cox (Labour)
Neil Coyle (Labour)
Jen Craft (Labour)
Stella Creasy (Labour)
Torcuil Crichton (Labour)
Chris Curtis (Labour)
Janet Daby (Labour)
Nicholas Dakin (Labour)
Ashley Dalton (Labour)
Emily Darlington (Labour)
Alex Davies-Jones (Labour)
Jonathan Davies (Labour)
Paul Davies (Labour)
Marsha De Cordova (Labour)
Josh Dean (Labour)
Tanmanjeet Singh Dhesi (Labour)
Jim Dickson (Labour)
Anna Dixon (Labour)
Samantha Dixon (Labour)
Anneliese Dodds (Labour)
Helena Dollimore (Labour)
Stephen Doughty (Labour)
Peter Dowd (Labour)
Graeme Downie (Labour)
Rosie Duffield (Independent)
Neil Duncan-Jordan (Labour)
Angela Eagle (Labour)
Maria Eagle (Labour)
Lauren Edwards (Labour)
Sarah Edwards (Labour)
Clive Efford (Labour)
Damien Egan (Labour)
Maya Ellis (Labour)
Chris Elmore (Labour)
Kirith Entwistle (Labour)
Florence Eshalomi (Labour)
Bill Esterson (Labour)
Chris Evans (Labour)
Linsey Farnsworth (Labour)
Josh Fenton-Glynn (Labour)
Mark Ferguson (Labour)
Patricia Ferguson (Labour)
Natalie Fleet (Labour)
Emma Foody (Labour)
Catherine Fookes (Labour)
Vicky Foxcroft (Labour)
Daniel Francis (Labour)
James Frith (Labour)
Gill Furniss (Labour)
Barry Gardiner (Labour)
Allison Gardner (Labour)
Anna Gelderd (Labour)
Gill German (Labour)
Tracy Gilbert (Labour)
Becky Gittins (Labour)
Mary Glindon (Labour)
Ben Goldsborough (Labour)
Jodie Gosling (Labour)
Georgia Gould (Labour)
John Grady (Labour)
Lilian Greenwood (Labour)
Nia Griffith (Labour)
Andrew Gwynne (Labour)
Amanda Hack (Labour)
Paulette Hamilton (Labour)
Emma Hardy (Labour)
Carolyn Harris (Labour)
Helen Hayes (Labour)
Tom Hayes (Labour)
Claire Hazelgrove (Labour)
Mark Hendrick (Labour)
Meg Hillier (Labour)
Chris Hinchliff (Labour)
Sharon Hodgson (Labour)
Rachel Hopkins (Labour)
Claire Hughes (Labour)
Alison Hume (Labour)
Patrick Hurley (Labour)
Imran Hussain (Independent)
Leigh Ingham (Labour)
Natasha Irons (Labour)
Sally Jameson (Labour)
Dan Jarvis (Labour)
Terry Jermy (Labour)
If you don't want @elonmusk talking about all the historic nonces and noncing enablers in the police, councils and government in the UK on one of the biggest social media accounts in the world, then you're a bit of a nonce.
These appalling rape gang cases of girls as young as 11 shame our country. Not only do the perpetrators need to be punished. So do the authorities who turned a blind eye in the name of not inflaming "racial tensions".
🚨 Sadiq Khan is to get a knighthood in New Year honours, for his services to completely f**k London up & turn it into a crime ridden hell hole, where people dare not wear designer watches, use their phones on the street & where one rape is reported every HOUR.
PURE TROLLING🤬
Is there a world in which Putin surrenders? Course there fucking isn’t you clown. Negotiations need to happen. Let Trump do his thing and stay the fuck out of it.
Today is the sobering milestone of 1,000 days since Putin’s illegal invasion of Ukraine.
As the people of Ukraine continue to bravely defend their sovereignty, the UK’s commitment to them remains ironclad.
It's a strange country when the GP is begging you to visit for a covid jab, but you can't get an appointment when you're ill.
When you can't get the Police out for a theft, yet they're knocking down your door for a tweet...