James

Michael Jordan was a bad tipper...

[James @james_peterjr]

Mike Pence looks like Jeffery Donavan playing Mike Pence...

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@brendon_ganbin Threw it away, no risks.

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These people keep publishing threatening headlines about millennials and coronavirus... bruh most of the sick fucks I know eat ass and WILLINGLY tell people you think your headline is gonna keep them from their flight??

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These mother fuckers with coronavirus are just out here livin their best lives 😂 if I get coughed on we areeeee fightin.

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This lady at McDonalds really givin the little girl a hard time that the tea doesn’t have enough sugar in it... I hope she gets fuckin diabetes.

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@MaurLinnn *usually sleeping

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Swear this woman has the world’s strongest scented lotion, but it’s a cross between industrial cleaner and grandma’s closet... sort of like a funeral home.

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Who the fuck was in charge of casting Rachel in Nolan’s Batman movies...

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Hot Take: sorry #Google, but stop showing me photos of Loretta.. please, cause I mean for fuck’s sake I’m starting to miss the woman enough is enough

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@GaBAEruss @bullDOELZEr As though there was any other person 😂

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@GaBAEruss @bullDOELZEr Hey I didn’t name names

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I count that as my win.

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Hey @espn .. your English version of UFC 247 isn’t working... could ya like .. fix it?

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Nvm @espn @itsMrZeller2u is just a dick

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I must have missed the memo talking about how Eastport became the hood and all these sweater wearing yacht club boys became gangsters... dock street is wack by the way @jillian_etzler 😂