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[Jp @james_pratt41]

@SUBWAYCanada @spennyfras Subway is going down the toilet. Used to be value. Now it’s robbery for “chef inspired”. The whole point was to eat fresh your way. Won’t be surprised to see them going under soon unless they make some actual changes.

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

For the next 6 months, become addicted to these 9 habits, and you'll be unrecognisable by may 2023...

[Franklin Hardy @franklinhardy]

Would be amazing if in 10 years Will Smith returned to the Oscars, walked in and immediately slapped the shit out of someone

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

A story of two parts. Recruiter edition 😂😂😂

[NotSoThick you read it right . @NotSoThick]

Rest up Blac Chyna you have a big day tomorrow.

[Katy Pearce https://mastodon.social/@KatyPearce @katypearce]

This is really good.

[College Football 24/7 @CFB247]

Thad Castle
Blue Mountain State, Linebacker 2010-2011

[Conor Fitzgerald @fitzfromdublin]

Lost it at “bring a water bottle”

[hot chocolate @thejanaymichele]

I closed tonight with all my black coworkers and forgot my one white coworker so when i said “Bye y’all, stay black” and then i looked at her and she said “I’ll try my best”

LMFAOOOO

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i love being a man, i can miss my homie’s wedding and we'd still be friends. "lmao it’s all good bro"

[Dre'Mont Jones @TheOfficial_80]

Your President dad said he would date your sister on national television…come on fam lol

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

No disrespect to Riot and the design team, but I think I speak for everyone that if a bundle doesn’t come with alternate color ways and special effects, the bundle is already chalked. So much potential with this one, too.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

the shift key is the most useless key on the keyboard. it doesn’t do anything. don’t 2 me

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

Moving on.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Hi Ben,
I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I'm holding up...
❤️- Mar🐫 https://t.co/et79YujyB2