Jim

jokes. my burner. may or may not become famous

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@DalyDoseOfHoops @NYPost_Brazille @KevinConnelly24 @bryandeno @kylerrfox @Clatch1014 @StJohnsBballPod @Jaydimaio @AdamJBaum @PaulFritschner @EnquirerShelby dont forget brian o’connell and that stellar officiating crew

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@Orioles did u enjoy this too, @DM_Rubenstein

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@Orioles the floor is looking dirty…

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back in the 1700s, do u think the founding fathers had on their bingo card that the words “I never had sex with a porn star” would be uttered during a presidential debate #DebateNight #Biden2024 #Trump2024MAGA

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@_connormuldoon @JFarr2 @DaltonImwalle this chant is exclusively for the inferior team wanting to play the superior one. Thx for confirming this already known fact, dayton!

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@_connormuldoon @DaltonImwalle a true American masterpiece. They cannot take this away

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this country needs Trump to spin-off the apprentice and the winner becomes the Republican nominee @TimJDillon

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those that call into radio shows just to chat are the sole and only proof I need to kno we live in a simulation

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threads is the RC cola of SM platforms
#TeamElon

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ppl pls stop calling it Twitter, it’s X now. That’s like calling Caitlyn Jenner, Bruce!! Cancelled! @elonmusk

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@_connormuldoon “O” is quite literally the lyric in the song, it’s just emphasized for true patriotism. This is also coming from a philly fan, who threw snowballs at santa. Sad! Cancelled!

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.@PIF_en would u like to invest in @james_x_ ? according to sources, this individual would likely accept an offer (not confirmed, just speculating). Thx

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goddamnit it happened again..next time I think I’ll just dip them in gasoline and tea bag the magma inside Mt. Vesuvius

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Giving birth hurts? What about when you put Bengay on your pulled groin and it brushes up against your balls. That, my friends, is pain

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MLS is a farmers league! sad! #messi #InterMiami

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@TimJDillon He’s got a layover in Chicago to stuff his face with deep dish and make quick work of this fearless leader

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yevgeny prigozhin just seems like a really down to earth dude

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happy milfs day

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Something about saying the word f*g on Cincy media and Nick Castellanos hitting a HR at his next AB. Thx Thom and Bob! @BarstoolBigCat

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Xavier faNs are the best! Am I right, @CoachMillerXU