1/ Good evening Mets Nation, this is Jose. For those of you who don't know me, I've been a diehard Mets fan since ’63, cheering from Shea to Citi. Pops brought me to my first game before I could walk.
Tonight I'm writing to confirm to you all that the Mets are dead.
It's not about losing - Lord knows I've seen plenty of that. Steve Cohen & David Stearns sold out our soul for corporate woke horse shit. They have committed treason against the fans who built this team.
Steve Gelbs has to be one of the worst fill-ins for a Play by Play guy in New York. Doesn't have the voice, cadence or personality for it. Game is on mute with him. #Mets
A moment of appreciation for Christy Mathewson’s wardrobe.
Mathewson sported this jersey and cap during his big league career, and wore this sweater during the 1913-1914 World Tour.
📷: Milo Stewart Jr.
Let’s face it…the @Mets are a bad baseball team and this is all because they have an awful and grossly unqualified executive. The best thing that can happen is for the team to play at or around .500 ball so it’s not totally boring and then Stearns is fired in the offseason so we can start over. The team has the financial resources to be great but a person at the helm that has no clue what he’s doing.
And for all you Stearns apologists, the results are what matters and they are impossible to ignore. The team has no leadership, no fire, no fight, and a losing culture. They are beholden to garbage analytics and have no feel for the game.
I believe that Soto, Lindor, benge, Ewing and McLean can forge ahead for the future but a rebuild around them is necessary.
I just hope cohen doesn’t let Stearns be a part of that rebuild bc he is just awful and will only make this team worse.
Ex-Mets flamethrower Noah Syndergaard calls Zohran Mamdani a 'lunatic' as he advises former club to 'stop hanging out with socialist mayors' https://t.co/d1rVxHR9un
Price of Pussy per year in Asia
This graph shows the inflation-adjusted market value price of pussy over time in Thailand, Philippines, Cambodia, Vietnam, and Indonesia.
As you can see, all countries experienced a crash in the price of pussy during COVID due to low demand. Many guys living in Thailand at the time were paying as little as 500 baht! The average price today is 2500 baht.
The graph shows that the price of pussy in the Philippines had the steepest increase and is currently overvalued. I expect a crash soon as tourist numbers dwindle.
Vietnam is currently the cheapest country in Asia for pussy.
4 different third basemen.
4 different first basemen (none are actually first basemen, btw).
4 different shortstops.
8 different lieft fielders.
3 different center fielders.
5 different right fielders.
Meet the worst team in baseball - the 2026 #Mets.