James A

Filmmaker. Political & soccer junkie. I’ll only judge you if you put ketchup on a hotdog.

[James A @JamesAlario]

Seriously?
https://t.co/sbCTZezq79

[James A @JamesAlario]

Mourning Doves are nothing more than slightly-less annoying pigeons. They’ve taken over the a bunch trees at my house and I’m starting to hate them.

[James A @JamesAlario]

It’s too stressful to watch election coverage all day. So to relax, I’m listening to season 2 of the “Dr. Death,” podcast.... because you can’t just cold-turkey stress.

[James A @JamesAlario]

Step 1. Obsessively watch this 10 times. Step 2. Retweet. Step 3. Obsessively watch this 10 times.

[James A @JamesAlario]

2020 has a two minute bright-spot

[Cameron @SirCamCarter]

Y’all, please watch this. I’m hollering omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[James A @JamesAlario]

Amazing

[Anna Berserk 🆎️ @BerserkAnna]

Wishing Jonathan the tortoise a very happy 188th birthday. He is the oldest known living terrestrial animal in the world🥳

[The Hill @thehill]

JUST IN: Federal judge shoots down Texas proclamation allowing one ballot drop-off location per county https://t.co/yMVXLEaPPR

[James A @JamesAlario]

@Todd_Spence As a movie (not a phenomenon) “Alien,” is much better.

[James A @JamesAlario]

I swear, I'm never going to watch another debate again.

[James A @JamesAlario]

If Keith Richards and Larry King made it this far into 2020 than it’s safe to say they will live forever.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

My screen time report this week just said “no it’s cool we get it”

[James A @JamesAlario]

@sullydish Alex, I'll take "less monstrous," and a little freaking decency for all the money in my wallet.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I think Joe won but it felt like America lost.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

All of Trump’s speeches sound like you asked a 4th grader to write one of Hitler’s speeches from memory

[James A @JamesAlario]

How stupid are we all going to feel if an astroid hits us right before Election Day?

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

Did the president just admit to sabotaging the post office for the purpose of supressing voter participation?

[James A @JamesAlario]

@SykesCharlie 7/10. Couple of notes (from a director of photography.) Back away from the fireplace a couple of feet. And center up to the fireplace m so the flowers aren’t growing out of your head. And I’d go with a lower wattage bulb on the mantle. But the rest looks very good !

[James A @JamesAlario]

@realTuckFrumper With friends like this ....

[James A @JamesAlario]

@Todd_Spence Wow. That’s amazing. I have to say it’s kind of refreshing to watch.

[James A @JamesAlario]

Still the greatest.

[SJ @CosmoKramerr_]

Leo Messi isn't human 😳

https://t.co/U9JlvnueLu