James

Defined mostly by his scissors/paper/rock dominance and plain old badassery

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is the James Ballardiest James Ballard to ever James Ballard

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@Uzonna7 No no... MY helicopter [gasp!]

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@DNathan70056 @MarketPalmer_ My tin foil hat theory for a while has been they will soon just give us TVs for free because our data is way more valuable than the cost of the TV. The fact that we are still willing to buy them is gravy.

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@FTCQueenx2 Every season I pray to the Survivor Gods to drop @Russellhantz in to shake things up.

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@vashikoo Head in the fish tank if I remember correctly

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@Movies_analyst The real comedic awesomeness of this scene is the girl walking by with the balloons

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@TheCinesthetic That elevator door though

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@grugcapital Is math that convoluted at all the think tanks? Seems like it causes more problems than it solves having to second guess every fucking equation no matter how simple.

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@WCRaustler "He walked back down the corridor, and his footsteps were unhurried, and his face when he came back through the door was the same face he had been wearing all evening."

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@TheStingisBack I remember scorpions and roaches, getting scared and my dad maaking it better, and Albany

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@Mubarak_mubious Making the logo bigger

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@TheCinesthetic What are we even talking about here?

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@WyattzWorId That's the TSA line in Atlanta

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@paul_jkrause Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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@aibytekat Your therapist sounds like @garyvee

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@gothburz So a giant dark pattern. Whatever. Do you mayhaps talk with the fellas in quality control? They could still do some things to make actual happy customers. As enough quality slides, people will endure your gauntlet and make your rounding errors into "Everything's fine" memes.

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is a rounding error

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@Kalshi_Culture Pulp Fiction, of course. BUT ALSO I sooooo wanted John Travolta to win Best Actor and walk up to the podium (with everyone going nuts for his comeback) and then doing his best Vinnie Barbarino saying, "what?" And then doing the Barbarino dance.

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@RustyCohle11 @ChrisNolanNews You don't know me but I have watched The King's Speech as many times as Inception (which is a lot). The Social Network, however, is the GOAT. I will watch that infinitely!

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@shaggysurvives These guys probably "know" deep (deeeeep) down that they are doing this but it takes the pressure off when they are ultimately rejected again and again and it's never really their fault things don't work out

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@AustinJustice How exactly does a police officer pull over a Waymo?