James

Not gonna not do it for the story

[James @jamesbaz1319]

@JOw_Guiliano Sweating like its graduation day

[James @jamesbaz1319]

Guys, I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers

[James @jamesbaz1319]

“Through sickness and in health...”,,,

yeah when my future wife says these words, I am praying to god she means taking care of me during an allergy attack and me violently rubbing my eyes

[James @jamesbaz1319]

@bbyrne27 That or if people actually know what Incubus is

[James @jamesbaz1319]

@TomAmato13 I will give you a favorite, since we were just talking about the ridiculousness of this situation

[James @jamesbaz1319]

I look like a werewolf

[James @jamesbaz1319]

@KFCradio My depression has an even darker side

[James @jamesbaz1319]

Washing the dishes is so therapeutic to me

[James @jamesbaz1319]

Welp I just spent 43 minutes on Arielle Vandenberg’s Instagram

She’s funny

[James @jamesbaz1319]

I’m nearing towards finishing a bottle and a half of red wine while waiting to watch a scheduled program on NBC with both dogs on the couch.

You know what,,, I am totally okay with this being the sixth Wednesday of me being a single chick in a RomCom movie

[James @jamesbaz1319]

Grandfather’s 86th birthday is today.
Spoke to him on the phone last night and...

Me: So Pop, it’s your last night being 85 years old, how do you feel about that?

Pop: “Yeah well, that’s if I wake up”

Guess I figured out where my dark humor comes from.

[James @jamesbaz1319]

Others can’t wait for someone to say to them, “I love you” and I cannot wait for someone to say to me “Let’s go to the bar!”

[James @jamesbaz1319]

I wish everyone could have just seen me attempt to kill a bug in my house. I screamed, my dogs screamed. I’m pretty sure the bug screamed.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

hickeys are childish .. slit my throat if u a real freak

[James @jamesbaz1319]

I don’t remember the last time I wore jeans.

Wonder if they still fit???

[James @jamesbaz1319]

I’m Will Ferrell
My students are the other guy

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Let's have a Monday!

[James @jamesbaz1319]

@alexrosecalabro @Alex_V_Taylor @Peeziey 144 is my final answer after a long day of trying this. Why I teach freshman English

[James @jamesbaz1319]

@alexrosecalabro I actually have no idea hahahah

[James @jamesbaz1319]

@alexrosecalabro Look at the guy, he’s wearing glasses, shoes, and gloves