Benj ⚒️

Proud father. Suffering Hammer. Continual victim of circumstance. Remembering Rik Mayall forever. Up the 'ammers.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

I always feel patronised when people say 'too early to panic'. I've supported WHU for 30yrs, I know when to start fucking panicking, thanks.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@notpaul1985x That is a mind blowing stat. Love big Tom. Miss big Tom.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@WestHamViews_ Staveley links dead. Move on.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@BillyBondsStand Such a cracking kit, that.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@WestHamViews_ @footmercato Who's confirmed that he wants out? How do we know that's 100% accurate?

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@kumbdotcom Always the true professional. Good luck to him.

[(((Jon Benjamin)))🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇱✡️ ⚒🇬🇭 @JonBenjamin19]

Meanwhile, David Sullivan’s fiancé @AmpikaPickston1 makes veiled threats of violence against one of his alleged abuse victims, having tracked her to her home.

This has been reported to the police as the target now feels hugely unsafe.

Pickston should be banned for life from #WestHam.

Please copy this far and wide West Ham fans, so that people know what Sullivan and those around him are really like.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@WesthamDanSpain @WestHamViews_ I agree. Unfortunately we need a reality check. We're in no way fit for the PL and I think the adjustment to the Championship will take more than one season. We're trying to rush it but I think when we do eventually return we'll be stronger for it.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@DHurleybooks I guess that makes Kretinsky Ted Turner and Koppen is Eric Bischoff 😂

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@WestHamViews_ @FabrizioRomano Good riddance!

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

I personally don’t think Gary Speed was selfish, or Graham Thorpe, or Ricky Hatton, or David Bairstow, or David Kelly, or Justin Fashanu, or Chester Bennington, or Chris Cornell, or the 6,190 people who died by suicide in the UK in 2024.

It remains the biggest killer of men under 50 and women under 35, if you’re struggling call Samaritans on 116 123.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@DJBushman @westhamvoice So you did, my apologies. But I'd still contest that it isn't half.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@DJBushman @westhamvoice Seems to me that the only players kicking off and refusing to play are ones who have form for doing it elsewhere. So "half the squad" is an over exaggeration. By all accounts, Nuno is very popular amongst the bulk of the squad. Look how Bowen was convinced to stay.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@ben_nw9 @HammersHubWHUFC What a weird comment. Don't worry mate, Nuno isn't planning on selecting him based on positive feedback on X.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@HLTCO Fear not, as we speak, Gianni Infantino is hatching a plan to sell us back vertical drinking at £550 a pint.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@ExWHUEmployee "He's just guessing all the words!" 😉

[Robert Banks @RobBanks68]

West Ham United - The Alan Pardew Years 2003-2006. part 5 A Shot In The Foot - Apr-May 2004
A last minute equaliser on the final day at Wigan seems like a good idea at the time. But it lets Crystal Palce into the play-offs, which is a bad idea.
https://t.co/8rrwOQyyUX

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@ExWHUEmployee A penny for Nuno's thoughts right now.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@GONZObignose West Ham whenever we try to stabilise:

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@kitchentowel @ArthurWithouter Having said that, I still think it has its moments. But it's leaning too far in to catchphrase comedy for my liking.

[Benj ⚒️ @jamesbenjamin5]

@kitchentowel @ArthurWithouter The first series of I'm Alan Partridge was fantastic. It felt fresh and different to most other stuff that was on TV at the time. Plus some incredible writing. The second series suffered as there was to much of a gap in time and it felt forced, more cartoonish than the first.