James Brock

make napalm

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Fond memories of dear friend Dolly Parton immortalized from summit of Mt Paektu.

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

POV: You are a middle-aged female wizard

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"come on out sweetie, mommy has postpartum depression"

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

How your gf looks at you when you say you can’t just kill kids because of the post pregnancy sads

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Women when they get interrupted posting on TikTok by their kid

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Mommy can I have some lunch I’m hungry”

“Not right now sweetie, mommy is making a tik tok about how horrible having you around is”

[30 degrees @30degreez]

#freeluigi

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

House of the Dragon is actually about how giving women political power leads to catastrophe.

[🌤️ shay/solstice @lardygew]

nothing will make you want to kill yourself more than watching youtube on a smart tv

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I’ll soon be sponsoring a bill to withhold federal money from municipalities and police departments that deploy Flock (and other style) cameras to surveil law abiding citizens.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

My raw milk ages better than this.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[HowlingSkunkApe @Gigantorifficus]

🔊

[Bunts @soylennial]

how my demented grandpa who fought in Vietnam stares at me the entire family dinner after I do a fake asian accent

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

Texas Tech must never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon

[prim @0xprimdotfun]

Israel probably killed Harambe now that I think about it.