James B Sullivan

can i get 3 rumpie bombs plz and close it out.

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

people working in the airport always intrigue me like not only did you choose to work at mcdonald’s but you chose the one in ohare airport

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

idk if anyone cares about this but cheddar chex mix got a new recipe and it sucks balls

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

my minimum wage job is like one never ending dumpster fire

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

i’ve accidentally become addicted to grilled cheese

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

if you’re not watching big brother you’re living under a rock.

[Haha Farmer @soberthots69]

Barrett has to tell Drew he was the target

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

if you are wearing a mask in 2026 genuinely get a life

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

“i’m trying to be positive but deep down i want to murder everyone in this building”

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

i have genuinely eaten 3000 calories before dinner

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

being gay (listening to taylor swift)

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

genuinely how hard is it to read instructions why is half of america illiterate

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

when did 30 become so unc

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

in a nail salon full of grade a retards

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

corner brownie supremacy

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

opening a sour patch kids pack to not a single red or blue is a hate crime

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

i literally hate soccer why is the US being taken over like anyone here gives a FUCK

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

if the boot fits, ya oughta wear it

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

i’m in what you might call, a dumpster fire.

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

bringing a lunchbox to your corporate job is gay

[James B Sullivan @jamesbsully]

after drinking my life away all weekend i’m locking in hard.

(ate an entire pint of ice cream)