James Burns

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@johndelony as a 34 year old man who has both graduated, and has never done drugs, I sincerely appreciate you reminding us to stay in school, and not to do drugs at the end of most episodes of the podcast. It feels like the show isn’t complete until you say those words

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@Meta I need a customer service rep to reach out. My account was hacked, connected to someone else’s instagram that was flagged and my account was suspended. To appeal suspension, I am supposed to sign into instagram to appeal, but I cannot sign into hacker instagram to appeal….

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@Meta can you help me get into my Facebook account? Says my connected instagram “doesn’t follow the rules” and the listed instagram is not mine, so I have no way to appeal this…

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

This may be the best tweet all year 😂

[US Oil & Gas Association @US_OGA]

This rare 67 Chevy Corvette has a 327 cubic inch, L79 V8 engine rated at 350 horsepower with a 4-speed manual transmission. 0 to 60 mph in 5.8 seconds. Note - it runs on gasoline, not electricity.

This one is parked in the POTUS garage next to the boxes marked "Classified".

[US Oil & Gas Association @US_OGA]

This rare 67 Chevy Corvette has a 327 cubic inch, L79 V8 engine rated at 350 horsepower with a 4-speed manual transmission. 0 to 60 mph in 5.8 seconds. Note - it runs on gasoline, not electricity.

This one is parked in the POTUS garage next to the boxes marked "Classified".

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@SenToddYoung thanks for the fiscal responsibility 🙄 (not). Grow a backbone and stand up to the billions of dollars of pork of the democrats! Looks like it’s time for a new senator in indiana willing to stand up to the waste of big government

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

https://t.co/YdrKEXUz6P

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@jeff_lanenews Interesting, in September Purcell was named “Career Fire Chief of the Year” and he’s fired before Christmas. Either he broke some terrible law, or it’s political. Hmm, let me guess 🤔

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

Thanks @tacobell in Kokomo indiana. Can’t keep napkins in stock, now I’m taking my 2 hour drive home with burrito in my lap that busted out the bottom, and nothing to clean it up with. Bravo on the inventory ordering

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

Ok, 87,000 IRS agents added to only audit earners of more than $400,000 a year. According to the latest stats, that encompasses 1.8% of taxpayers, or 2.8 million taxpayers.

So, we are spending $80 billion dollars so these 87,000 agents can audit 32 people each.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Fate 🖤 Irony

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@MAJTOURE I love all the people using modern methods of the first amendment to complain that we can’t take advantage of modern advancements of the second. Waiting for their legislation written with a quill to dry before I put away my Glock

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

Rundown of todays events:

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#RoeOverturned
#LeftistTears
#LifeWins

[jimtreacher.substack.com @jtLOL]

He's been in Washington since Watergate.

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@benshapiro hope you ordered a bunch of your Tumblers #LeftistTearsTumblers #RoeOverturned #AbortionOverturned #LeftistTears

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@tacobell not cool@when you go through a drivethru at 2:30am on your way home from work, and not ONE napkin… happened multiple times… train your staff to give me at least 1 #secondshift #napkinfree #messyburrito

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

As The Babylon Bee slips to second place in the Satire Marathon…

🤦‍♂️

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@DaveRamsey got my Momentum Theorem order, and will be here tomorrow! Can’t wait!

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@anycubic3dprint 63 days with my printer not working, and counting…..

[James Burns @jamesburnsII]

@anycubic3dprint 62 days with my printer not working, and counting…