James Clements

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

🚨 Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Lewis Hall from Manchester United.

Hall leaves Old Trafford after a hugely successful spell consisting of several tweets, two edits and zero appearances.

Welcome to St. James' Park, Lewis! 🖤🤍

[The deluded world of RTG @DeludedOf]

“How did Qarabag get to this stage?”.

By beating two times European Champions, Benfica, at the real Stadium of Light.

And two times UEFA Cup winning, Eintract Frankfurt.

And drawing with World Club Champions, Chelsea.

None of course have SAFC’s European pedigree.

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCLUSIVE🚨: The Premier League has approved Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher as the VAR officials for this Sunday's game between Arsenal and Manchester United

The pair have received training this week,and it is hoped it will help highlight the difficulties around the use of VAR

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

Look at that bio! 🇩🇪🙌🏽

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

❝They feel it. They live it. They breathe it.❞ - Tino Asprilla

Barcelona '97. Tonight, it's our moment again. ✨

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@elonmusk @grok what is with the discolouration of orange and white on the starship?

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@NUFCMurph @silverfox179 @Mrjamieohara1 Hahahahahaa what an insane ratio

[Jamie Reuben @jamiereuben]

Statement from @NUFC

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@Jonk87 Looking good brother, smashing it!

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@Jonk87 Life also pretty good, was looking back for how much we paid for UFC in AD 5 years ago. 395AED the same seats are 5k lol, crazy. Was looking at our chats back then, how times have changed…

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@PintsDrank That first pint in Ibiza

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@Jonk87 That looks like a green fucking month to me brothaaaa

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ medic needed, Courchevel, France. Needed urgently. Over.

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@Besty_24 @stmpdrcrds @MartinGarrix @ushuaiaibiza 🔥➕✖️

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@Jhouns1991 Hahahahahahaha, he deleted the post! What a fucking melt that kid is

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@Jhouns1991 Let’s not forget Newcastle got relegated twice in the last 15 years and got promoted by winning the league each time. Stay in your lane. Sunderland are a small club.

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@ghodoussi Looks like a quiet away end @Jhouns1991 @Besy_24 t

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@Jhouns1991 Hold that L

[James Clements @jamesclem_]

@Jhouns1991 @Besy_24 enjoy your night boys.

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

Lovely stuff!!