Penguin disguised as chicken

I'm obsessed with sharks. I like fish, whales and sharks and also pirates

[Institute for Hispano Studies @hispano_studies]

Brazil was better when their players were womanizers, drunkards and slightly out of shape. In other words, when they were behaving like Catholics— letting the power of friendship and good fun do the heavy lifting.

Evangelical Protestant sterilization has flattened their ball, ruined their samba, and obliterated their swag.

World historic aura loss.

[🇮🇱🇵🇸AMinor BeMinor🇮🇱 🇵🇸 @AminALras]

@hispano_studies Mostly Brazilian Catholic players either a womanizer or alcoholic. Most of them both. Pele, Garrincha, Romario, Ronaldo, Dinho, Pato, etc.

Evangelical community emand a strict resistance toward it. Many of them observing it. Kaka, ze Roberto, taffarel, Firmino, Allison, etc

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

The decline of the Brazilian national team is mirrored by the decline of Catholicism in the country. This team lacks joy, replaced by dour Protestant work ethic that is alien to their culture.

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Ivory Coast v Norway is the World Cup Round of 32 match that best shows the absurdity of the Mercator Projection.

Despite Norway being shown on most maps as far larger than Ivory Coast, the two countries are actually almost identically sized. Ivory Coast is 322,463 km², and Norway: 323,802 km².

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Narey's Toepoker @Nareystoepoker]

Turns out that being excited for months about watching Scotland in the World Cup was rather more fun than actually watching Scotland in the World Cup

[Billie @Billie_T]

Off the dome and in one take, this is like watching Messi dribble past 5 players and chip the keeper, savour it while you can

[Jimmy @FCBJimmy_]

I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.

[Highland__Paddy @Highland__paddy]

Daizen at the end 😄

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Emery has won the Europa League 5 times and with three separate clubs. But they all have Villa in the name

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today:

[David Begg @dadbegg]

Incredible this wasn’t even looked at by the ref or TMO. It happened before France had the bonus point, and could yet be a crucial moment in the title race. #6Nations #Scotland v #France #AsOne

[Khaled Elgindy @elgindy_]

Yes, only regimes that believe in Christian or Jewish prophetic delusions can possess nuclear weapons.

[Craig Murray @CraigMurrayOrg]

Man who closed down Grangemouth oil refinery to make a few more quid overseas, resulting in thousands of job losses throughout the community, says too many people are on benefits.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name.

[JUNGLE BHOY @lionsroar67]

Track everything that is wrong with our club to the removal of McKay

McKay came in with fresh ideas and changed, very quickly, how we would do things regards to the football department

This irked Desmond and he was removed from his position

Desmond then put in his puppet Nicholson to continue Lawwells legacy

Nicholson was failing in his new position and Lawwell came back as chairman to mentor him through and take on some responsibilities

Hence the increase in salary from 40k to 120k

Nicholson is inept

Desmond is responsible but how do we cut the head off the snake?

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

🏅 Martin O'Neill has been named the Scottish Premiership Manager of the Month for November

More info ⤵️

#CelticFC🍀

[ricki lord @ricki2901]

Jesus look at the time, I’ve no watched the goals back for at least 6 minutes.

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

OH. MY. WORD.

KIERAN TIERNEY!!!!!!! 🤯

#BBCFootball