the real James Cody™

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

All the kids who smoked cigarettes outside of Marty’s in high school are all in jail now. Prove me wrong.

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

Is there anyone that likes @CAgovernor ?

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

Daily reminder that yes @CAgovernor still sucks

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

@CAgovernor you’re a joke.

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

There’s been worse candidates…

[Caitlyn Jenner @Caitlyn_Jenner]

MAKE CA GREAT AGAIN!

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

McConkey for mvp. Lesss gooo

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

This should just be a thread at this point

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

I’ll tweet this again simply for the fact I took a giant L in 2020 again.

[Eric Blair @KissLaszloNC]

@AB84 @AB84 can I get an Amen?

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

Surf rodeo was wack AF

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

Just your reminder to keep climbin. Everyone doubted Noah until it started to rain 💯

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

I just want to sit at home and watch the sopranos all day. Is that too much to ask?

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

Id love to know what Thanksgiving morning looks like without a massive hangover. Just once

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

@robert_perron20 Lard

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

@2tallpaul25 I might get a key to the city and give it away
🤷🏼‍♂️

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Taylor Swift looking at Brittany Mahomes after every interception

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

@2tallpaul25 @robert_perron20 @Tay_christina9 Exactly. Same thing as a hot dog. Distinct choice of bread

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

@Tay_christina9 @robert_perron20 Again, I’m telling you it comes down to the choice of bread.

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

@2tallpaul25 Guess we’ve decided ^

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

Sometimes I’m an“lol” guy, sometimes I’m a “haha” guy. Just gotta read the room.

[the real James Cody™ @jamescody518]

@2tallpaul25 Lol it really just depends what kind of mood I’m in.