Chopped dad

👨‍🎓🥓 An educated fool with bacon on my mind 🥓🧠
Non-nude alt for close friends: @BakeKickersUnit

[Chopped dad @JamesCoyne]

Ngl lost it at this.

(Sound needed)

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@westerndogbulls Yeah but I love my family :-p

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@westerndogbulls Excuse me my family lives here

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RUKIRKAY

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charlie Kirk died a year ago today.

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NO I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY STOP ASKING

[Zelda Universe @ZeldaUniverse]

Did you preorder the Ocarina of Time remake yet?

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@ATSaints24 @readysetpanic_ Something I didn't see - playing LoZ Link's Awakening and absolutely storming through it. Borrowed it on the weekend & done 60-70% of story already.

When the reply of OoT comes, slow down, take in the sights, enjoy the small moments. Cause it'll all be gone before you know it.

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@ATSaints24 @readysetpanic_ Hah

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@SlLENTPRINCESS @readysetpanic_

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Was my industry for a while. Let me tell you, those types of people will always find a way. Changing rooms were the biggest risk, unsurprisingly.

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@readysetpanic_ Think my local library will get a S2? I've just seen you can borrow whole consoles which is 🤯

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@readysetpanic_ Would you need S2 for this?

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@rubyinnes Navi-innes

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@BeauGiles How do you kn...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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@Becs So crazy

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Was Missy Eliot actually fat or was everyone else just unhealthy?

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@Becs Crazy that we (not speaking on your behalf) grew up and was told that was "fat"

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Gave blood. Got socks. Fair trade.

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Randomly remembered that Australian "comedian" who took a big old dump on indigenous people a few months ago and haven't heard anything from her since.

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How my dad looks at me when I tell him about all my Pokemon adventures