james crookes

Life’s what you make it

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

#GBBO should rename it “great British handshake “

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@theJeremyVine what next shagterity if your try for a child ?

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@asda bought these doughnuts today expecting them to be as advertised only to find they are filled with chocolate what are you going to do about it ?

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@SkySportsNews has anybody praised referee handling of situation #EURO2020

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@talkSPORT think Scotland will need 4 goalkeepers when they play England #Euro2021

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@piersmorgan Thing is they wouldn’t all miss shooting at bond like they did before #moretoaimat

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@itvcorrie that’s tyrones Christmas sorted then #goingtobeadadagain

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@Ally_Fraser Bet it’s cheaper at Aldi and called sufter bitter

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

#thevoiceuk well what a waste of 8 weeks #loadiftosh

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@Ally_Fraser @robertlargan @Ally_Fraser does this mean we will have to move Hadrian’s wall #builderneeded

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@itvtakeaway good show ART and DES #endtitles

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@piersmorgan what u think spitting image

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

#packedlunchc4 ruby didn’t follow recipe properly everything was mixed before pasta added #lookedmessy

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@Matalan Tried emailing cust services but no reply ?

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@Matalan had a order delivered today waiting for someone to contact me regarding return ?

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

#Unforgotten when you drive down winnats pass then next scene is Buxton your going wrong way #turnround

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@itvcorrie why doesn’t Kev get the swordfish and cut his way out the freezer #simples

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@itvcorrie who puts fruit and veg in a freezer #nosenseinthoseprops

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

@thevoiceuk money on Tom turning for this one #onlyoneleft

[james crookes @jamescrookes5]

#thevoiceuk that’s it then only 2 needed and a hour to go #waste of time